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everyone's favorite muted account
Dec 12, 2023 24 tweets 6 min read
hey @elonmusk,
❄️ Are you tired of dealing with the hassle and danger of snow-covered vehicles during major snowstorms?
🔥Look no further, because we have the perfect solution for you - the Electromagnetic Molecular Interference Antifreeze Snow Removal Instrument. 🚗 no seriously, @elonmusk,
❄️ Are you tired of dealing with the hassle and danger of snow-covered vehicles during major snowstorms?
🔥Look no further, because we have the perfect solution for you - the Electromagnetic Molecular Interference Antifreeze Snow Removal Instrument. 🚗
Aug 25, 2023 7 tweets 5 min read
nice of them to let him try different binkies

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Nov 22, 2022 15 tweets 13 min read
nobody:
me: hey everybody, let's do a late night what the absolute fuck ai art thread okay I tried to include trump, kanye, and musk.
Nov 7, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
Thread about today's GOP campaign ads:

"hi my name is Trenter McPooge and I'm a Republican running for Dirdep County's Assistant Clerk for Evening Traffic Court. vote for me because woke is a joke... also i eat bullets and shit war. Go Christ!" "hi I'm Felicitrude Bucklehips - I'm a republican running for Lurpin County board of education. I'm pro-life AF and love spilling the blood of my enemy. Praise His Name! I approve this message"
Nov 7, 2022 8 tweets 3 min read
today is the day elrond mush finally became president of twitter he's going to Mars by himself. that'll show all you jerks
Nov 5, 2022 8 tweets 2 min read
I feel like we're just a few days from his meta-life crisis, where he'll announce he's moving on to bigger things... like Image other options Image
Sep 7, 2022 14 tweets 10 min read
official presidential portrait options for former president donnie "rotten meatpile stuffed inside a patchwork quilt of exploded scrotes" tump

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Sep 7, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
okay so i think that means we now get to use a superseding grand special supreme deluxe master, the ultimate master of all the special masters.
Aug 27, 2022 9 tweets 2 min read
kash through the years.
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1/7 kurrent kash 2/7 born to be kash