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the last of the lazarus brigade /// avi by @beatonna /// same @ on skuebly, come find me there
Dec 7, 2022 9 tweets 3 min read
THE HEINRICHS OF REUSS ARE BACK, BABY to be clear (fix this, BBC) Germany no longer has "minor aristocrats" or any aristocrats at all, they abolished all the titles decades ago and anyone still using them is - as you can see - a bizarre and somewhat scary relic
Mar 16, 2022 12 tweets 4 min read
i have discovered the emblems of the various units of the US Space Force and this knowledge has changed me Image previous one was the Peterson-Schriever Garrison. this is the 533rd Training Squadron. Image
Feb 26, 2022 7 tweets 4 min read
the building you keep seeing behind Zelenskiy is fucking insane, btw. it's called the House with Chimeras and it's just an inexplicable surrealist nouveau mansion that happens to be right opposite the President's office. the entablature has rhinos. Władysław Horodecki, 1902. *pounding clipboard* FROG BATTLEMENTS! FROG BATTLEMENTS!

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Nov 30, 2021 39 tweets 14 min read
north carolina!? i hardly know 'er! Image can you believe this is still happening? could your grin be any more fixed, your eyes any more glazed over, your tolerance for repititive jokes about round barns any more exhausted? nevertheless!
Jun 30, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
rot in hell, etc, obviously, but fwiw i always thought the "known unknowns" thing was a sensible, elegant, quite useful idea "There are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know."

this is true, and well put, and useful
Jun 30, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
*frenching the mic* nice realistically though Burnham isn't gonna do it, is he? Labour will lose Batley tomorrow but any possibility of a challenge is going to fizzle out because there isn't going to be a challenger
Jun 24, 2021 46 tweets 15 min read
COUNTRY ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS, TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOOOME Image it's West Virginia! like Virginia, but West. or, possibly, not like Virginia at all, since Virginia was all mansions and slavery and West Virginia has been historically incredibly poor and split off from Original Flavour Virginia over slavery during the Civil War. We'll find out! Image
May 20, 2021 16 tweets 3 min read
working on a grand unified theory of pride discourse, bella poarch, viral food videos and gen z reactionary politics oh you thought i was joking? buckle the fuck up
May 2, 2020 44 tweets 11 min read
a Soviet Bus Stops/Yugoslav Memorials-style coffee table book of shitty Millennium municipal features in British towns and villages please submit your examples of this uniquely terrible moment in British taste
Feb 28, 2020 21 tweets 7 min read
devastated to learn that Alfons Mucha's batshit painting cycle THE SLAV EPIC is not presently on public display. here they are in a thread tho, with authentic batshit full titles

1: The Slavs in their Original Homeland: Between the Turanian Whip and the Sword of the Goths Image Mucha spent almost 20 years on these and considered them his masterpiece, but they've sort of fall out of his legacy as we now understand it, which is...a shame

2: The Celebration of Svantovit: When Gods Are at War, Salvation is in the Arts Image
Feb 10, 2020 117 tweets 48 min read
i will never learn how to spell massachusetts massacheusetts? massachewsetts? massachusitts? massachusets? massachussets? massuchussets? massucheezits? there's literally no way to know
Jan 30, 2020 49 tweets 10 min read
IT HAS ARRIVED he gave his life that this report might live
Oct 11, 2019 357 tweets >60 min read
NY thread cont.: a l b e r t u s v a n l o o n
Oct 2, 2019 144 tweets 62 min read
new york, new york YES i am BACK this is HAPPENING i APOLOGISE for the long WAIT to ALL of my SEVEN fans

also yes this is the one where i die