So @CebuPacificAir made an emergency landing in Cebu earlier today because the landing gear malfunctioned (and people were crying inside due to panic and hysteria) and all that it offered its shaken passengers are 2 Quake and 1 Presto cookies?

Amoy lawsuit ‘to sure na. This is from a friend who was literally seated in the exit row! Imagine the stress nang biglang seryoso pala ang role mo in life 🤯

So we had a batchmate in high school who ran off with our reunion money, and then blocked all of us in social media. Now we see that nagparetoke na siya ng ilong. It really does take an entire village to have one’s nose operated on. Ang lala. 💀 Also, the batch decided to not pursue the case because ~friendship. But we went to her parents’ house para lang to make them aware. Ang sinabi: “ay ganyan po talaga yan siya.” Turns out, hindi kami ang first incident. Nagkulimbat din dati ng funds from a friend’s bridal shower 💀

Tagalog version nung thread na ANO ANG GAGAWIN KAPAG NAKATANGGAP NG NBI SUBPOENA [Salamat Mike sa pag-translate nito]

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KUNG IKAW AY NAKATANGGAP NG SUBPOENA GALING NBI PARA SA CYBERLIBEL, ANO ANG IBIG SABIHIN NITO AT ANO ANG DAPAT MONG GAWIN? Ito ay nangangahulugan na ikaw ay “iniimbitahan” ng NBI para sa imbestigasyon ulkol sa isang bagay na naganap o nangyari.

Kung ikaw mismo (personally) ang nabigyan ng Subpoena, kunin ang pangalan ng NBI Agent at kunan ng larawan ang kanyang NBI ID hangga’t maaari.