taekook au where taehyung often spaces out, and so when he hears someone in the background say “if u love it, then u should kiss it!” he mindlessly leans in to kiss his friend jeongguk under the lips. mortified, his only explanation is “i-it’s coz i love the mole you have there.” shit. yeah, shit, because this is definitely not how he wanted to confess his love— his love not only for that cute little mole but also for the person who it belongs to.

taekook au

Taehyung loved to fantasize about the future, the kind who dreamed more often than he slept. And they’re 7, too young to talk about romance, when Jeongguk asked him, "Taetae, what do you think your future husband would be like?" To which a pensive Tae sighed, “Rich.” And while Taehyung indulged himself in hopeful tomorrows, Jeongguk’s dream was for Taehyung’s dreams to come true.

taekook au 🔞 getting railed after an exhausting award show? chef's kiss.

* canon divergent, car s3x, barebacking, a lil bit of cum play, jealous jjk

taekook au

Werewolf Jeongguk has adored the vampire prince for years, so when the castle opens its gates to suitors,he grabs the chance.

He didn’t,however, expect to be a blabbering mess in front of the royal family.

Taehyung just giggles tho. “Thou art hilarious, alpha Jeon.” And by being a blabbering, stupid mess he meant: his mind going haywire the moment he stepped before the prince and therefore blurting,

taekook au

When celebrity ex boyfriends Taehyung and Jeongguk were invited to a new talk show where ex couples can confront each other, they grabbed the offer, thinking it's the chance to finally have an honest conversation after all these years. "I never left."

Jeongguk is spurting, every syllable pronounced heavily with conviction. His features are dancing with confusion, with disbelief and hurt and sincerity.

taekook au

Jeongguk is the kind of demon that thrives off human energy, the very reason why he poses as an idol— to feed off fans' high energy & blazing hearts during concerts.

Tonight tho, there's a bored human in the front row who's seemingly unaffected by his demonic charms. Jeongguk narrows his eyes at the man. He must've been mistaken— but no. He cannot hear a thrumming from the human's chest, not an ounce of excitement. Not a slight enjoyment.

He’s just plainly jaded.

taekook au

Taehyung hates biscuits, he decides, because that’s all his thrifty secretary ever eats.

"I gave you a raise," his brow arches at Jeongguk who scrambles to hide the food away, "and I had it emphasized on your payslip that the amount added is a meal allowance.” He puts a hand on his waist, peering down on Jeongguk who suddenly finds swallowing his food a hard thing to do.

taekook au | abo

“So about my mate,” Taehyung raves first thing in the morning. His friends gather around him with the same enthusiasm. “I found him!”

There are a series of gasps and questions of “who?”

“It’s Jeon Jeongguk!”

Everyone’s face falls. “As if. Stop lying, Tae.” They start to retreat back to their seats, some of them huffing and rolling their eyes. Taehyung knows they mean nothing bad, but their reactions still make the corners of his mouth droop.

Maybe they think he’s joking, but he’s not. Definitely not lying either.

taekook au where 🎂 😭

https://twitter.com/evillanelles/status/1282063274083782659?s=19

taekook au

There aren't many things in the world that make Jeongguk's knees buckle. Maybe nothing as much as beauty.

It's stupid, he's stupid, but beauty is really his weakness.

So when the most beautiful man he's ever seen tries to rob his laptop, he willingly gives it away. It's supposed to be a night like any other, and it did start like the usual: him doing his research paper, resigning to bed when he felt exhaustion weighing him down, turning off the lights, scrolling through his phone waiting for sleep to claim him.

taekook abo au [ the selection ]

Taehyung doesn't care about winning.

He can do just fine without getting chosen as the one who gets to marry crown prince alpha Jeongguk. He's just here for the benefits the society has to offer to a commoner like him after he gets eliminated. The other candidates deserve it more simply because they /actually/ want to sweep the gorgeous but intimidating prince off his feet.

Meanwhile Taehyung is only trying to hang on to the competition so he can enjoy the extraordinary experience and luxury the castle provides.

taekook au

Jeongguk finds himself lucky for getting hired at a young age in one of the oldest and most prestigious universities in the country.

He's even luckier because lovely, bubbly and always-ready-to-help Physics teacher Taehyung befriended a newbie like him. The school is a sight to see, with its picturesque and magnificent centuries-old buildings that hold so much history and tradition.

taekook au — ❝Oceans Within Us❞

"Hyungie, why are you 7 and I'm still 5?" the little kid with bright doe eyes asked.

Taehyung ruffled his hair. "Because I was born 2 years earlier than you?"

"Th—then please don't celebrate your birthdays yet, hyungie! Wait till I catch up!" "It doesn't work like that Gukkie, I'll keep aging every year. Every December 30th, one is added to my age. We can't stop it." The older tried to explain.

taekook au

taehyung loves his day job but hates his rude boss jungkook. he doesn’t fancy living a secret life as a cam boy, but it does more than pay the bills.

jungkook spends the day being the ceo of a large firm. he spends the evening obsessing over his favorite cam boy “V” — i think the cam boy trope is calling me plus i haven’t made an au with ceo jungkook in it yet so here ya go, i hope you’ll enjoy it

— semi nsfw ‼️

taekook au

it pisses straight-A’s student jeongguk off that no matter how much he tries, he always comes second— always behind the ever-so-perfect and unbothered kim taehyung

it pisses him off more that taehyung finds out about his secret of working as a Host in a butler cafe — inspired by kaichou wa maid-sama and ouran high school host club! paying tribute to two of my fave shōjo animes/mangas hehe

— the prompt doesn’t seem holiday-ish but this is my holiday au, and this will only run until January 1, 2020 🎉

— written out + social media

taekook au

"Can you dress me up?" Jungkook says, shy and nervous. "I finally know what I wanna be for Halloween."

Taehyung hums. "What?"

He gulps. This is it. "Y-your boyfriend."

"You wanna be my boyfriend." Tae blinks, blood rushing to his cheeks. "For Halloween."

"Y-yes." Taehyung purses his lips, not really sure of how to act or what to think. Is Jungkook joking?

He observes the him. Judging from his crimson face and red ears, the way he looks down on the floor, gnawing on his lips—he’s not kidding.

He really wants to be Taehyung’s boyfriend.

taekook abo au

omega taehyung is sad about the fact that no one’s EVER willing to go on a date with him. little did he know, people are actually afraid to do so bc alpha jeongguk, taehyung’s best friend’s little brother, has been going around threatening everyone not to





☽ in this au: imprinting/finding your mate happens at the age of 18. if you’re over 18 & still haven’t found yours, it’s either you haven’t crossed paths w/ your mate yet or your mate hasn’t turned 18 yet

☽ rank signs:
⤑ [α] alpha
⤑ [β] beta
⤑ [Ω] omega

taekook au

where taehyung is hailed online as 'shopping god' bc of his lavish lifestyle and crazy shopping sprees. he does a regular #/VanteGiveaways for his followers. one day, a tweet by a certain boy named jungkook goes viral, accusing him of sending a fake gucci shirt





➵ a sassy "i get whatever i want" kim taehyung
➵ a stubborn "i'm broke since birth but i aint letting anyone step on me" jeon jungkook
➵ crack, fluff, a lot of pining (from tae later on), a tiny bit of angst
➵ time stamps don't matter
➵ QUOTE, DON'T REPLY