"That thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money. Can you teach me how to do that, Jack?” - Tina Fey, 30 Rock Jack, “With my eyes closed.”
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Dec 3 • 15 tweets • 6 min read
“Vox populi, vox dei.”
So goes one of Elon’s favorite quotes.
Today we learned while the voice of the people may be the voice of the gods, in Delaware there’s only one true god:
And her name is Chancellor Kathaleen McCormick. 1/x 🧵👇
Below is a brief thread breaking down her denial of Elon’s request for $55 billion in $TSLA stock.2. Her original January 2024 ruling highlighted several flaws in the years old shareholder vote that was meant to award Elon massive stock compensation, if he delivered massive value to $TSLA shareholders.
Her determination wiped out Musk’s entire equity grant, stating Tesla failed to follow required procedures, which invalidated the original vote from years ago to grant the compensation package.
Oct 31 • 14 tweets • 6 min read
1. $CVNA has 67x'd (!!) in less than 2 yrs, bottoming Dec '22 at $3.72 vs ~$253 today.
I'm sympathetic to the short-seller view, but also was at $10.
Praise Allah, I avoided this career-killer. Despite its sketchy history, it's short-seller death.
That said, inshallah.
🧵👇1/x 2. Last Q, Carvana sold 234k cars. while booking (heavily) Adjusted EBITDA of $429 million.
That's an EBITDA per unit sold of >$1,800, more than most used car retailers make in GROSS PROFIT per vehicle, much less EBITDA per unit.
A 12% Adj EBITDA margin for a used car retailer!
Nov 19, 2023 • 11 tweets • 5 min read
Rare footage of Mrs. B - Rose Blumkin.
Mrs. B founded Nebraska Furniture Mart in 1937 with $500 of savings, selling 90% to Warren Buffett’s $BRK 50 years later for $55 million.
Even at 94-years old, she continued to work 70 hour weeks, pricing rugs and carpets from memory. 🧵👇
“We like managers who are in love with their business…who feel like I do - I want to tap dance when I get to the office,” is how Buffett answered Adam Smith’s question about the Berkshire Hathaway culture. 1/x
Mrs B barely spoke English when she started NFM; she sought a $75 business loan and was denied.
50 years later, what did she think of the doubters?
“I still hate them. Anybody who does you dirty, you should never forgive and forget.” ☠️
- Rose Blumkin at 94 years young
Nov 2, 2023 • 12 tweets • 4 min read
1. $COIN just reported Q3.
Most people assume it makes its money as a crypto exchange.
True...sort of.
Its rev comes as much from interest income on its cash balances + its share of $USDC's cash ($COIN owns a share of USDC owner, Circle) as from transactions.
Worrisome.
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2. Interest Income is Lower Quality
Even as $COIN's core transaction revenue has declined by nearly HALF, its interest income has skyrocketed with rising rates.
In Q2 2022, interest was 5% of revenue; in Q2 2023, it was 35%...
Oct 4, 2023 • 14 tweets • 6 min read
The Rise of Temu.
Temu launched first in the US and is owned by Chinese e-comm giant $PDD, targeting the value-oriented customer.
It's a 3P model but w/ the experience controlled by Temu in more of a "1P" manner (pricing, warehousing, shipping).
In just 1 year (credit $GS):
🧵 2. Value Buyer
Given its low-priced proposition, it's no surprise that Temu is winning more business in states that have lower average per capita income.
Sep 2, 2023 • 26 tweets • 7 min read
In the next 9 days, we will learn the fate of the cable TV industry.
Disney has pulled its programming from Charter's TV customers, launching a momentous battle.
For years, content owners like $DIS held the upper hand.
Now, $CHTR is poised to win. Let’s talk about why.
🧵👇 1. Why now?
So-called “carriage battles” (CHTR “carrying” DIS content) ALWAYS surface around important sports, generally football.
$DIS's key TV asset is ESPN - ESPN is THE home of college football.
Today is opening day.
$DIS chose to pull its content 36 hours before kickoff.
Jul 26, 2023 • 28 tweets • 8 min read
Today, Enovix, a science project battery company, posted a long letter trying to stop a reporter from investigating it. The letter culminates by calling me "ringleader" of a short group that coordinates trades.
False.
One might ask, "why is $ENVX so afraid of inspection?"
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2/ There really are some $ENVX "ringleaders" on Twitter, but they are insanely bullish. They're also bullies: Marc Cohodes and Greg Reyes. They lie, distort, attack, and malign anyone who questions Enovix.
They claim to have a special relationship with ENVX Chairman, TJ Rodgers.
Jun 6, 2023 • 17 tweets • 7 min read
The @SECGov crypto enforcement team has been busy af...
...today it sued $COIN, after suing Binance and @cz_binance yesterday.
Gary, I can only summarize lawsuits so fast...
Let's dig in.
🧵👇 1. The Dog that Didn't Bark
As you can see in the below image, in yesterday's Binance suit, Binance founder @cz_binance himself was listed as a formal defendant in the SEC complaint.
In the $COIN lawsuit, no individual is included.
Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong just exhaled...
Jun 5, 2023 • 18 tweets • 9 min read
I really didn't want to do a Tweet thread on the @SECGov suit against @binance, but then I read it and...
...it's absolutely FULL of GEMS. I can't not do it.
Example - Binance CCO in 2018:
"we are operating as a fking unlicensed securities exchange in the USA bro."😱😂
🧵👇 1. It's worth stating that it's not just a suit against Binance - the SEC is also suing @cz_binance himself.
I suspect we will never see CZ voluntarily set foot on US soil again, nor countries with whom we have strong extradition treaties...
Jun 3, 2023 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
I’m racking my brain to see if I can recall a dumber premise for what’s basically a factless political opinion.
NYT argues $WMT demands lower prices from suppliers leading suppliers to require higher prices elsewhere to compensate.
If true, $WMT would not have seen inflation.
So, did $WMT see grocery inflation?
1. I just read Carl Icahn / $IEP's response to the @HindenburgRes short report.
Talk about a waste of my time - near-zero rebuttal, but using a few thousand words.
$IEP also quietly ignores the fact Hindenburg was right about misleading valuations of at least 3 key assets.
🧵👇 2. The "rebuttal" does not establish any meaningful factual errors by Hindenburg.
$IEP also acknowledges Carl's investment performance has sucked for several years...
...but says unit's oddly high valuation vs. NAV is deserved based on Carl's status as an "iconic" "legend." Ok.
Apr 28, 2023 • 15 tweets • 6 min read
1. Evan do what Evan want to do.
$SNAP is Exhibit A of ATROCIOUS governance, highlighting the risk of Super-Voting.
Public owners have ZERO voting and are being fleeced.
Shareholders should *never* again accept a near-perpetual situation like this...
...but they will.
🧵👇 2. $SNAP is Run for the Employees
In 2022 alone, Snap granted 134+mm RSUs (shares with a 4-year vest)! 134 million! WTF?!
~8.5% of the company given to employees IN ONE YEAR.
And it's not an anomaly.
Apr 27, 2023 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
1. If you love science project battery-tech companies that you think were awarded "massive" US Gov't / DoD contracts... $ENVX
...you may want to look up how much a CWB pack sells for + how many soldiers are in the US Army (hint: $100/pack + <500k soldiers).
Annual TAM is...🧵👇 2. ...~100k CWBs, so maybe $10mm ANNUAL jump ball w/ FOUR qualified bidders.
Estimate what % of that "TAM" Inventus (Enovix's partner) gets & then $ENVX's $ share of that.
Sell-side says it's a 9-figure annual opportunity!
It may not even be a 7-figure annual opportunity. lol
Mar 25, 2023 • 8 tweets • 5 min read
Banking fragility has worried @BillAckman for decades.
A 28-year old Ackman “from New York City” once asked Buffett about Salomon Bros’ 30:1 leverage at $BRK 1994 AGM.
That risk profile catalyzed the GFC in 2007-09.
Now he’s worried about systemic risk again.
A short 🧵👇.
1. Perhaps this line of investigation contributed to Bill’s famously successful short of $MBIA and its GFC implosion…
Or his observation that CDS spreads might blow out during early days of COVID…
And who knows how he’s positioned now?
But we know he’s worried…
Read on.👇
Mar 19, 2023 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Art anticipating life.
As it relates to the CoCo, I recommend you avoid both the financial and nostril variety.
Reference:
If you’re “taking a flyer” on a wounded and wobbling US bank stock with “takeover” as your thesis, bear in mind $UBS is basically being forced to acquire $CS for $1 billion…
…and the market cap of $CS at Friday’s close was $8 billion. 😬
Not good, Bob. Not good.
😂 …and an insanely loose MAC clause.