@premierinn hellooo. Pipe lagging is not a dirty word. I’ve been kept awake by either noisy pipes or someone upstairs is having a really really good night. And maybe send up ice as they will be sore ;).
Then my key didn’t work, so I had to disturb your lovely night colleague to cut it again. I know it’s a BH weekend during the Plague. But you can do better. Pop to @BandQ and buy some mufflers for your pipes 😘😂
Aug 29, 2021 • 11 tweets • 3 min read
1/Debated long and hard about writing this
You know me, about 10 whole minutes 😘
The B word
If you don’t like to talk about it, off you f*ck.
Ta
However you voted, I still love you.
Might dislike you a bit, sometimes, but still 💕 you.
And I may be warming a 3 day old…
2/ kipper to hide somewhere in your house…for fun…
I am constantly astounded by the poor education policy in this country, lacking time to discuss real world issues, from mortgages to credit cards to politics.
And then we come to the B word.
You were lied to…
Aug 27, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
I only do Twitter to say thanks or tell people how to do their bloody jobs. @thameswater how is that going by the way? Emailed you twice. Yesterday and and 6am. Wakey wakey
Apologies @thameswater was not 6am was 6.45am. I waited until a more reasonable hour when I thought you might finally be up 💋
