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award-nominated tv writer, nap slut, the best goddamn dancer in the American Ballet Academy | she/her | dweisberg123@gmail.com
Mar 25 4 tweets 1 min read
I love how writers are like we want 22 episode seasons and actors are like 22 episode seasons are awesome and the crew is like please give us longer seasons so we aren’t unemployed 4 times a year and audiences are pleaseeee give us more episodes and execs are like .. how about 6 “Writers don’t have enough ideas for 22” — baby… hush
“Crew doesn’t want that many bc shoot days are too long” — I didn’t say anything about length of shoot day! I’d love a 10-12 hour max
“Actors have said 22 is too many” — ok and many have said the opposite! Let tv people do tv
Jan 20, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
RIP boomer ‘orange cheeto monster / tiny hands / straw combover / grab him by the _______’ jokes: 2015-2021 will start issuing citations after tomorrow
Jan 19, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
I love my beautiful anxious stupid quar google searches may have to publish a coffee table book of them all today’s main search is ‘safe to walk outside one mile LA’ which yes is in regards to whether or not I can safely walk to get a donut at lunch
Jan 3, 2020 6 tweets 2 min read
if ur wonderin why millennials are fuckin fed up 24/7 it’s prob bc our entire lives there’ve been needless wars, a stagnant minimum wage, declining support for science/environment/arts, and the only property we own is a phone that provides devastating updates every few seconds I just remembered I’m technically leasing my phone