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Apr 18, 2023 4 tweets 2 min read
In today’s first @washingtonpost TikTok, a reporter secretly recorded four local officials in Oklahoma following a public meeting.

The officials allegedly lamented they could no longer lynch Black people and spoke of assassinating a journalist.

tiktok.com/t/ZTR3EQMat/ The newspaper plans to run two more stories based on those and has promised to release the full recording once the series has been published.

Read more here, from @jonathanreports 👇

washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/04…
Apr 17, 2023 16 tweets 3 min read
America when the stream finally starts working Image when some guy in the control room interrupts you during the live show Image
Nov 16, 2022 4 tweets 3 min read
Today’s third @washingtonpost TikTok features @elonmusk’s ultimatum tiktok.com/t/ZTRQh3PpA/ In the midnight email, which was obtained by The Washington Post, Musk said Twitter “will need to be extremely hardcore” going forward ...“Only exceptional performance will constitute a passing grade.”

read more, from @faizsays and @jeremybmerrill:

washingtonpost.com/technology/202…
Nov 15, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
🚨 BUY BUY BUY THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨 just a heads up on this expense report @mbgelman Image
Sep 14, 2022 44 tweets 9 min read
All 42 seasons of Survivor (U.S.) ranked.

I tried to keep it spoiler-free, for the most part.

If you are angry about any of my choices, just tweet at @JeffProbst. He'll probably never read it anyway. 42. Game Changers

There’s nothing redeemable about this season in my eyes. The cast made no sense and the theme only applied to everyone voted out pre-merge.

A waste of a season that would've been better spent on new players.
Jan 28, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
Today’s @washingtonpost quarantine TikTok features @GameStop vm.tiktok.com/ZMJo8L4su/ That was exhausting
Jan 27, 2021 4 tweets 2 min read
Once again here to say that these @washingtonpost headline graphics are really under appreciated washingtonpost.com/local/educatio… Image They're the perfect mix of playful, eye-catching and informative. Image
Jan 26, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
anyone else refuse to type in the email address of someone until you finish writing the email, in case, by freak accident, you hit the send button that's normal right? confirm i'm normal please
Jan 7, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
.@YahooNews posted 38 TikToks yesterday This one, understandably, has almost 20 million views
Jan 6, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
I understand twitter made a rule not to ban “world leaders” but if a tweet is essentially muted for inciting violence ... what’s the point of keeping the account If the guy who is instructing his followers to overthrow the government is doing so on your platform, maybe don’t wait until he’s supposed to leave office to ban him
Dec 23, 2020 5 tweets 1 min read
The anti-vaxxers went so far right, they looped around and invented vaccinations It’s real and he’s serious
Dec 22, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
you're supposed to book through the Genius Bar surprised you didn't know that
Dec 21, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
BREAKING elle.com/life-love/a350… Would also be interested in a ‘Twitter, 24 hours later’ article
Nov 22, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Just learn how to roast a turkey yourself, Ted .@tedcruz is telling you to gather in large groups for Thanksgiving so we can spread coronavirus even more and kill more of our fellow Americans, very cool and patriotic Ted
Nov 21, 2020 7 tweets 1 min read
Great British Bake Off: “Laura really needs to save herself in the showstopper”

*Laura has a bad showstopper*

Great British Bake Off: “the person who is leaving us ... is not Laura” *Hermine and Lottie mess up one time*

Great British Bake Off: “oh you really had a bad day, didn’t you? Bye forever.”
Nov 11, 2020 5 tweets 1 min read
I love Mads Mikkelsen but it might be time for Warner Bros to pack up this franchise and leave Hogwarts variety.com/2020/film/news… I'd much rather have a serialized TV version of the books in 10 or 20 years, that includes all the scenes from the books that they cut out of the movies.
Nov 11, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
You can't make this up ImageImage Folks..... ImageImage
Nov 10, 2020 5 tweets 3 min read
Today’s first @washingtonpost quarantine TikTok features @GlennKesslerWP fact-checking in my mirror (again) vm.tiktok.com/ZMJ91UeKH/ Glenn’s gonna have to fact check my replies Image
Oct 10, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
We’re celebrating because I just finished the first draft of my first book, ‘Make a TikTok Every Day’

It features 365 “TikTok prompts” and interviews with 12 popular creators.

It comes out next year! Very excited to not be up until 2 am every night!
May 22, 2020 5 tweets 1 min read
Honestly this might be my all-time favorite TikTok It has all the elements:

✅ Music
✅ A (short) narrative
✅ Information
✅ Text on screen
✅ Between 12-17 seconds
✅ Hilarious
May 18, 2020 7 tweets 3 min read
Yikes all around washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/05… Georgia has completely failed in educating its people on how coronavirus spreads washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/05…