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Oct 9, 2021 12 tweets 3 min read
Just been watching the videos from last night’s Rick Astley/Blossoms gig and frankly (Mr Shankly) it looked fantastic. Blossoms note perfect, Astley pissed, swearing, joyful, impeccable, the audience as loud and euphoric as a Wembley crowd at on Cup Final day. I’m a bit jealous. A few highlights people have shared … Ask:
Oct 7, 2021 8 tweets 2 min read
Great relief at Manchester City, who no longer have the most abhorrent and morally indefensible owners in the Premier League. fIt AnD pRoPeR pErSoNs TeSt 🤪
Jun 10, 2019 11 tweets 5 min read
Tory leadership candidates as Doctor Who monsters – a thread I’m knocking up in two seconds because why not
Mar 17, 2018 8 tweets 2 min read
Fuck Trump, fuck Putin, fuck Farage, fuck Banks – lol, fuckbanks – fuck Rees Mogg, fuck Johnson, fuck Dacre, fuck the Daily Telegraph, fuck that guy with lizard eyes and no chin whose name escapes me, fuck Murdoch, fuck Sessions and his gerbil-with-dementia grin, fuck Pence ... ... fuck Theresa May, especially fuck David Cameron, fuck David Cameron’s caravan, fuck David Cameron’s caravan’s canteen, fuck Corbyn, fuck McDonnell and fuck me for falling for their fucked up fuckery, fuck the Express, fuck Fox News, fuck RT, fuck fucking Question Time ...