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Dec 24, 2022 7 tweets 3 min read
We're at the business end of the Russian National Figure Skating Championships and the girl in 14th place has already done more Quad jumps ever performed than every other non-Russian national championships put together, since the dawn of time. Her Royal Highness is here. Ready to take home her 8th Championships in a row.

And if she doesn't, she will make a fur coat out of Dalmatian puppies. #FigureSkating #RussianNationals Image
Dec 23, 2022 5 tweets 3 min read
The Kamila Valieva Ultras are in town. Reeking havok in Krasnoyarsk #FigureSkating Image Eteri, not happy. She's going to go down to the local dog shelter and put down dogs to cheer herself up. Image
Jul 25, 2022 11 tweets 2 min read
Ok. Battered.

Couldn't open the apartment door. Had to call the Airbnb host. Door opened. Battle of Jameson promised.

Now watching Evgenia Medvedeva's short and free skate to try and work out how she should have beaten Zagitova in the 2018 Olympics. Sport never got better than that moment. Image