Ukrainian lad, walking on a beach in Turkey, trips on something. Has a look and it's a magic lamp. Hmm thinks a bit and gives it a rub. Poof a great big Genie appears. " I am the Amnesty Genie, you have 3 wishes, anything you want is yours" " However, as I am from Amnesty, whatever you wish for that Russian couple down the beach will receive double." Lad is over the moon. " Give me a million dollars". Poof a million dollars appears in front of him. Simultaneously 2 Million appears with the Vatniks.

It's the weekend! I fancy a bit of Vatnik bashing with a sprinkling of #NAFO humour. I have made a couple of very, very simple( due to my incompetence 😳) equation memes (?) . You will see the theme. All answers to the equations must begin with #. My other(better) half has agreed to be the judge. Best one in her opinion ( Feisty, beautiful, proud Ukrainian from Kherson Oblast) will get the T-Shirt of their choice from #saintjavelin . I have done a couple for example, excuse the "Forrest Gump" tech abilities.