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ACTUAL PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA; DELETED THE STUPID TWEET; WORLD'S FOREMOST EXPERT ON AIR BUD; MCFLURRY TRUTHER
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Oct 11 10 tweets 4 min read
ACTOR WINSTON CARTER - STAR OF "SPAGHETTI MAN" IS JUST A SIMPLE SMALL TOWN FARMER Image Image
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Sep 12 12 tweets 4 min read
HI JESSE THIS IS GATOR

UR A LITTLE SLOW SO GATOR IS GOING 2 TYPE SLOWLY

U SEE, IT DOES MATTER WHAT THE TRUTH IS - N THE TRUTH IS THAT THE WHOLE OF THE NEWS ECOSYSTEM IS ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL

COMPLAINING THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON IS NOT BEING A GOOD JOURNALIST IS, WELL, KINDA SOMETHING SOMEONE PRETTY SLOW WOULD DO

IF INSTEAD THE AVERAGE JOURNALIST WERE DOING GOOD JOURNALISM THIS WOULDN'T B A PROBLEM 4 EXAMPLE @jessesingal MEET @juliettekayyem Image
Jul 1 53 tweets 6 min read
OH GOOD FUCKING LORD Image IT'S WAY 2 EARLY 2 START DRINKING BUT GATOR CAN'T DO THIS SOBER
Sep 18, 2023 20 tweets 3 min read
$24.99 HOLY FARTSTICKS WTF @elonmusk LET GATOR HAVE SUBSCRIBERS OR MONETIZE ADS ALREADY HE DIDN'T SIGN UP 2 B A PERMANENT LOSS LEADER 4 UR DUM SITE Image OK WHATEVER MUSK SUCKS PRESSING PLAY
Dec 2, 2021 4 tweets 2 min read
ACTUALLY THEY DID GO DOWN A BIT RECENTLY TOOTS *SHRUG*
Dec 2, 2021 12 tweets 2 min read
As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all. We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.
Dec 1, 2021 8 tweets 2 min read
OH YEAH SPOTIFY?
Nov 30, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
GOOD NEWS - THE FURRY/ZOOPHILE DEBATE HAS DEVOLVED IN2 ARGUING ABOUT RACISM IN THE COMMUNITY JUST STOP FUCKING NON-HUMAN ANIMALS
Nov 30, 2021 6 tweets 1 min read
WE NEED A BAN ON ALL TWITTER SPACES UNTIL WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON twitter.com/i/spaces/1gqxv… Image
Oct 10, 2021 11 tweets 2 min read
"I am speaking to those who desire to live and to recapture the honor of their soul. Now that you know the truth about your world, stop supporting your own destroyers. The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it. Withdraw your sanction. Withdraw your support. Do not try to live on your enemies' terms or to win at a game where they're setting the rules.
Oct 9, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
Buenas tardes amigo
Hola, my good friend
Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday
And I hoped we'd see each other again
You killed my brother last winter
You shot him three times in the back
In the night I still hear Mama weeping
Oh Mama still dresses in black I looked at every fiesta
For you I wanted to greet
Maybe I'd sell you a chicken
With poison interlaced with the meat
You, you look like my brother
Mama loved him the best
He was head honcho with the ladies
Mama always said he was blessed
Sep 1, 2021 12 tweets 3 min read
LADIES N GENTLEMEN, A SHORT STORY
Aug 31, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
"I THINK BIFF MIGHT GO 2 HEAVEN" SWEET WHITES GET 2 GO 2 HEAVEN BUT THEY'LL HAVE SECOND CLASS CITIZEN STATUS
Aug 27, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
HEY @shaunmccoy1 THIS WAS A GOOD SHOW 2 YEARS AGO Image WE R HUGE BOBAFLEX FANS IN THIS HOUSE
Aug 27, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
IS THERE SOME SORT OF METRIC THAT COMPARES HOW ATTRACTIVE SOMEONE IS 2 HOW PECULIAR THEIR NAME IS (4 NAMING STANDARDS IN THEIR AREA/CULTURE) IF NOT LET GATOR INTRODUCE THE FIRST CANDIDATE - SOME BROAD NAMED TUPPENCE Image
Jul 6, 2021 34 tweets 7 min read
Jul 6, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
Jul 4, 2021 5 tweets 2 min read
"he has waged cruel war against human nature itself, violating it's most sacred rights of life & liberty in the persons of a distant people who never offended him, captivating & carrying them into slavery in another hemisphere, or to incur miserable death in their transportation thither. this piratical warfare, the opprobrium of infidel powers, is the warfare of the CHRISTIAN king of Great Britain. determined to keep open a market where MEN should be bought & sold, he has prostituted his negative for suppressing every legislative attempt to prohibit or