There was one politician here who had a tooth ache. He tried several things at home (salt, lavanga, etc) - his tooth ache didn't stop. With every passing day the situation became more worse and pain unmanageable. 1/

https://twitter.com/ramakumarr/status/1384773019994771457

When shared about his pain with his friends a few of them suggested him to consult a good foreign-returned dentist. So our politician goes to meet that foreign returned dentist.
After a brief checkup, the dentist tells that the bad tooth needs to be removed. 2/

ಮದುವೆ ಆದ ಹೊಸತು, ನಾನು(ಆಪೀಸಲ್ಲಿದ್ದೆ) ನನ್ನಾಕೆ(ನಮ್ಮನೇಲಿ ಇದ್ಲು) ಚಾಟ್ ಮಾಡ್ತಾ ಇದ್ವಿ. ಮಧ್ಯಾಹ್ನ ಊಟದ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಕೇಳ್ತಿದ್ಲು.
ನಾನು ಹೇಳ್ತಾ ಹೋಗ್ತಿದ್ದೀನಿ ಆ ಕಡೆ ಇಂದ ರಿಪ್ಲೈ ಇಲ್ವೆ ಇಲ್ಲ.
"ಏನಾಯ್ತು?" ಅಂತ ಕೇಳ್ದೆ.

"amma called me loose" ಅಂತ ರಿಪ್ಲೈ ಬಂತು!!🙄
1/ ಒಂದು ಕ್ಷಣ ಕರೆಂಟ್ ಹೊಡೆದ ಹಾಗಾಯ್ತು ನನಗೆ. ನಮ್ಮಮ್ಮ ಅವಾಗವಾಗ ಬೈಯ್ಯೋದು ಉಂಟು, ಆದರೆ ಇಷ್ಟು ಬೇಗ ಸೊಸೆನ ಬಯ್ತಾರೆ, ಅದೂ "loose" ಅಂತೆಲ್ಲ?! ನನಗೆ, ಹತ್ತು ನಿಮಿಷ ಏನು ಮಾಡಿ ಬಗೆಹರಿಸೋದು, ಯಾಕಾಗಿ ಬಯ್ದಿರಬಹುದು ಅಂತೆಲ್ಲ ಯೋಚನೆ ಓಡ್ತಾ ಇತ್ತು ...
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2/

One day Muhammad *looks* at his daughter in law (wife of adopted son), the next day Allah reveals to him that a true Muslim doesn't accept adoption. Adoption is haram - he declares. 1/

https://twitter.com/RubikaLiyaquat/status/1261041169577897985

Next, his *adopted son* is abandoned; in turn, he (enforced) gives talaq to the wife; now Muhammad marries his disowned ex d-i-l.
One day, he enters treaty with Jews (quraisa).. Then, Allah reveals Jews are pigs, not worthy of keeping word..

Marriage as it happens in different Cultures....
An old German speaking to a young Indian - eventually arrive at the topic of marriage, live in, premarital friendship and so on... Here's an interesting conversation. German man: I've heard that in India, parents won't allow (unmarried)boys & girls to get closer. They keep a watch; even when they are college-going adults. Whereas, it's very common in the West. Kids are allowed to do what they like. They take decisions on their own.

i thought of making a thread #KnowYourRamayana.

an interesting chapter(=sarga) - and perhaps the most tragic - in the Valmiki Ramayana is the 45th sarga of Aranya kaanDa. valmikiramayan.net/utf8/aranya/sa…

the interesting part: there is no mention of Lakshmana drawing a rekha(line) 🙂 2.
now the tragic part:😭
सौमित्रे मित्र रूपेण भ्रातुः त्वम् असि शत्रुवत् ||३-४५-५
Son of Sumitra, you are an enemy of your brother(Rama)in the disguise of a friend.

इच्छसि त्वम् विनश्यन्तम् रामम् लक्ष्मण मत् कृते ||३-४५-६
Lakshmana,for wanting me you desire Rama's destruction.

Rising fuel prices...

There was this person (call him Raj) who took a car loan... Kept on using the car. Didn't pay any EMI - but kept on promising the banker to come back tomorrow/next month/etc for about 10 years, by giving written promises... 1/ As the situation slowly became worse, Raj handed over the car key to a "friend" (call him Dam) as a gift. And, Raj just went off holidaying in Bangkok/Malaysia etc- never to meet the banker. However, he texted the banker with the contact of Dam. 2/