just had an idea for a film. set in the honey i shrunk the kids universe. Guy gets shrunk down by rick moranis's shrink ray in his backyard... Spends the entire movie trying to kill an aggressive blue jay.. he has to forge his own weapons and armor, deal with loneliness, etc
He eventually triumphs over the wicked bird, beheading it with a sword forged from foil juicy fruit gum wrappers. As the bird croaks the man returns to his full size in the middle of a family barbecue. They are celebrating the 1 year anniversary of his disappearance