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Mr. 'Dipo
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'Typo King', Data Processing Specialist, Administrator, #CyberPreneur #ONeVoice #Team2345 #DeleClip #ObiClip
Mar 10, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
On a cold night, a billionaire met an old poor man outside.

He asked him, "Aren't you feeling cold outside, and you're not even wearing a coat!" The old man replied, "I don't have a coat but I'm used to it.

1 The billionaire replied, "wait for me. I'll just go home and get you a coat."

The poor man was so happy and said he will wait for him.

The billionaire got to his house and got busy there and forgot about the poor man.

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Feb 25, 2022 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
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Here is the summary of ten key provisions of the proposed amendment of the ELECTORAL ACT BILL.

1. Clause 29(1) stipulates that parties must conduct primaries and submit their list of candidates at least 180 days before the general elections.

1 2. Clause 65 states that INEC can review results declared under duress.

3. Clause 3(3) states that funds for general elections must be released at least one year before the election.

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Jun 21, 2021 • 4 tweets • 3 min read
I did a quick compilation of prices of some common food prices before border closure and current prices and the average inflation is in 200% zone.

Prices keeps rising with static or diminishing income. @MBuhari @ProfOsinbajo MUST ACT!

@HenshawKate @henryshield @Dajibawo1 Maybe all Nigerians that can no longer feed themselves will move over to Aṣọ Rock to join in the @MBuhari at the dining table after all they have budgeted BILLIONS to feed themselves while some family annual income is N600k at N50k monthly.
Apr 19, 2020 • 24 tweets • 4 min read
A THREAD.

*Job Description and Protocol of Key Officials in the Presidency* .
-----------Olayinka Olusanya

1 The position of Chief of Staff world wide is equivalent to the Director, Human Resources of the Ministry saddle with the welfare of the personnel or staff of Mr President including household engaged staff but excluding the politically appointed staff of Mr President;

2. Like every politically appointed staff of Mr President, the Chief of Staff is personally responsible for ensuring that the household matters concerning
Dec 24, 2019 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
Some shared this inspiring message with me on my IM. You may find it inspiring 👇

Do you remember the historic football match between Nigeria and Brazil in Atlanta 1996. General Sani Abacha was the president of Nigeria, Jo. Bonfere was the Chief Coach of the dream team, Nwankwo Kanu fully on ground as the Captain of the team etc.

Brazil was the king of global football and they knew it. So, Nigeria losing to Brazil that night would not be a big deal.

Gosh! Brazil dealt with us that night. Till around 77th minutes (about 12 minutes to the end
Sep 20, 2019 • 16 tweets • 3 min read
WHAT THE LAW SAYS ABOUT NEXT-OF-KIN IN NIGERIA
(a THREAD culled from SM)

Are you among those that think by giving a name to financial institutions (bank for example) as next-of-kin you have chosen that person to automatically inherit your wealth in the event of your demise? In other words, do you think by merely picking someone as your next-of-kin you have made that person a beneficiary to your wealth or entitlement(s) in the event of your death? Let us attempt a little legal analysis based on two factors: whether the deceased has a Will
Aug 6, 2019 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
*CHANGE YOUR STRATEGY* !
Previous solution not guarantee for today's challenges

A THREAD based a short story 👇

A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under
one of the trees, so he left his basket of hats by the side.
A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.
He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all
his hats.

The hat-seller sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down.
While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys
Jun 24, 2019 • 19 tweets • 4 min read
A THREAD on

WORDS FREQUENTLY USED IN NIGERIA NOT FOUND IN THE DICTIONARY

1. *Installmentally:*
This “word” is a favourite of many Nigerians, but, sadly, it simply does not exist. You won’t find it any reputable dictionary. The correct thing to say when “installmentally” comes to your mind is in _"instalments"_ or _"by instalments"_.
*2. Plumpy:*
Nigerians use _“plumpy”_ when they want to say that someone is chubby or slightly fat. The correct expression is _plump_.

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