The gatekeeper of hell. Not 'from' hell because its gates are here according to Dan Brown. | Don't single me out. I'm evil to everyone. | Spoof based on facts.
Mar 24, 2022 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
As you all know, journos cannot openly campaign for people. Nagkataon lang na all of us behind this mask are voting for the same person kaya we can show our support here.
Pero on the ground, iba. Nakakalungkot na nakakakaba.
Tapos syempre kung nag-aalala ka tapos ang payo sa iyo eh nagdisconnect ka muna… paano iyon? Haha. Noong bago pa nga lang ang pandemic eh, ilan ba talaga sa amin ang totoong nakapagdisconnect?
Natatakot ako. Kasi parang nagka-cram tayo vs kabila na isang dekada nagplano.
Nov 15, 2019 • 38 tweets • 7 min read
Haha so ikaw pala yung nasa likod ng account na to boss. Thanks for inviting me on here to say my piece.
If you'd rather not read about journalism + sexual assault + mental illness, turn back now. No judgment.
Everyone else, buckle up
I'm the type of person who left journalism to preserve my mental health (or what was left of it).
Pero once upon a time, isa akong idealistic young fresh grad who wanted to save the world at akala ko magagawa ko yun through news.
Feb 23, 2019 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Medyo automatic na kapag flat earther, di na dapat pwedeng journalist.
If your job demands that the truth is primary, basic scientific facts should be obvious.
Mamaya ang report mo umulan nang malakas dahil galit ang Diyos, hindi dahil sa Hanging Habagat.
Sa susunod iko-contest na nila ang katotohanan ng Pythagorean Theorem, na gawa ang katawan natin sa atoms and molecules (dust pre), at ang effecivity ng bakuna (oops wait).
