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Feb 1, 2021 6 tweets 3 min read
So, who here has lost a family member to QAnon?

Let’s start a thread and share some stories/resources.

I’ll start with this phenomenal Reddit sub for family and friends of those lost to the “cause”. I despair.

reddit.com/r/QAnonCasualt… I really should have said friends and family! Friends are just as important as family sometimes ❤️
Jan 19, 2021 19 tweets 4 min read
The Angry Orange Man and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Coup...

An angry orange man story.

(Not to be told to small children for fear of scaring them...) The angry orange man was angry!

Inside his head were so many feelings, and most of the feelings were bad or sad.

The angry orange man did not like feeling bad or sad. He was not very good at it. He was not good at mindfulness, either (I know you’re surprised to hear that).
Jan 19, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
I am on the phone to The Government.

I guess I’ll talk to you all in 24 hours... 😂 MY CALL IS PROGRESSING IN THE QUEUE!

Only 17 minutes in.

Dreams really do come true.
Jan 5, 2021 24 tweets 6 min read
The special numbers show came back! And so did the man called Kornacki! It is nice to see him out of his crate.

This time it is “The Special Special Numbers Show: Georgia Edition” 🍑

It is special because the angry orange man’s friends didn’t win enough numbers last time. This has made the angry orange man even more angry that usual. It has been one of the biggest sads he has ever had. It was so big he did an extortion!

(Some people have said he is having a “meltdown”. I haven’t seen him melt though, I have only seen Rudy Giuliani do that.)
Nov 24, 2020 18 tweets 4 min read
The Angry Orange Man and the Nasty, Mean Concession 😡📖

The angry orange man was meant to do a concession, but he did not want to do a concession, because they are very, very bad. They are mean.

A concession means you are a loser, and the angry orange man is NOT A LOSER. Oh wait...

*checks notes*

The angry orange man IS a loser, in all senses of the word. He lost! Sad!!

The angry orange man lost the competition with all the numbers to the nice smiley man, and this made the angry orange man have many sads.
Nov 15, 2020 9 tweets 2 min read
ALERT 🚨

The election is over, and Biden won.

For many MAGAs, this means life as they know it has ended, and the terrible realities of things like “truth”, “decency” and “reducing systemic racism” will begin to bite.

Many are hurting! Many have sads!

Only YOU can help 💵🙏🏻🇺🇸 For a dollar a day, you can sponsor a sad MAGA.

For that small amount, you can help make them shut up forever, and gradually learn to accept the election results.

You can empower a MAGA to consider that white supremacy might be bad!

And that the angry orange man might be too!
Nov 11, 2020 32 tweets 5 min read
THE ANGRY ORANGE MAN AND THE VERY MANY VERY BAD SOCIALISMS 🍊🧡

~~ An angry orange man story*~~
 
Once upon a time there was an angry orange man, and he was very very angry.

Part of why he was so angry was because SOCIALISM.

😱😱😱

*now with emojis Because socialisms are BAD y'all. All of them.

What? There aren't any? Hush! This isn't about facts🤦🏻‍♀️

So, the angry orange man vowed to fight socialism, and anyone who thinks people who live in a wealthy, Western democracy are entitled to stuff like, say, universal healthcare.
Nov 11, 2020 16 tweets 3 min read
The angry orange man has many sads

~~ A special counting day story~~

Once upon a time there was an angry orange man, and he was in a competition to see if people liked him more than a nice smiley man.

It was a very big competition and it went on the TV. It was very important to the angry orange man that the people liked him more than the nice smiley man, because he was scared inside, and also his mother never liked him much.

So he told his people that the nice smiley man does socialisms, and named him “somnolent smiley man”.
Nov 10, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Just about any article I find about treating arachnophobia contains images of spiders.

I've just dealt with one in my apartment, which took a long time, some Xanax and involved a panic attack.

Yes, I know it's irrational and ridiculous.

Anyone got any good resources? NO PHOTOS Please don't joke, tell me stories about spiders or send me images. I will block you instantly.

While this isn't a phobia that flares up often, I do worry about what happens if I am driving and a spider happens to appear.
Nov 7, 2020 52 tweets 10 min read
Hi, my name is Elle. I live in Sydney. Sometimes it’s daytime but usually it’s dark. We have TV but I only watch TV on my laptop. It’s a special show where you watch people count and the numbers come up on the screen, so you can play along. Sometimes I eat Cheetos. Vodka is nice. There is an angry old man in the story. He is orange and he tells lies because he can’t see the numbers like I can. One time he said he is the winner of all the numbers and we laughed. Another old man said he thinks he will actually be the winner. I think so too. He seems nice.
Nov 5, 2020 5 tweets 1 min read
18,000 vote margin in Georgia and still counting.

Okay I’m not going to bed just yet. Go Joe!

#MorningJoe Here‘s a source: Image
Mar 14, 2020 10 tweets 3 min read
Trump has investments in various funds that have holdings in the stock market.

His stimulus package affected the market, boosting it upwards after record monumental falls last week.

Why is there no transparency around this?

Why isn’t anyone reporting on it? Trump also has significant debt.

Part of his strategy has been to aggressively push the Fed to lower its cash rate.

This could equal lower loan repayments for him (if banks pass on the rate cut).

Once again – no transparency.
Jan 5, 2020 14 tweets 9 min read
HOW TO HELP KOALAS IN AUSTRALIA! 🐨

I know koalas hold a special place in the hearts of Americans, so I've compiled a thorough list of organisations helping them throughout Australia.

Pls share and reply with any I've missed. Thank you!

Photo: @travel_is_awesomeee (Insta) Port Macquarie Koala Hospital has a drive where people can "adopt" a koala to sponsor it and (hopefully) see it recover.

koalahospital.org.au

Photo: PMKH/Getty
Oct 19, 2019 7 tweets 4 min read
“Turkey is using banned weapons containing phosphorus and napalm.” – RUDAW.net

This severely burnt child lies in hospital in Hasakah, Syria, October 16 2019.

THIS IS ON YOU @realDonaldTrump Source: rudaw.net/english/middle…

Also: foreignpolicy.com/2019/10/17/tur…
Aug 26, 2019 22 tweets 9 min read
What happens when you lock up children for years on end?

Australia shamefully kept many children (with their families) on the island nation of Nauru for up to six years.

These are their stories in pictures.

I post this as a warning.

Pls RT. Thank you. "Venus, a teenage Iranian refugee who arrived in Nauru at the age of nine, was transferred to Australia at 14 with her family. She was admitted to the Brisbane Children’s Hospital upon arrival, and now lives on a community detention visa with her mother in Brisbane."