Yup, itās me. Angry, sweaty, scruffy, hairy intersectional feminist. FY1. Single mum. British Indian. They/them. Actually autistic. š³ļøāš
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Jul 17, 2023 ā¢ 6 tweets ā¢ 2 min read
I guess this was inevitable, but itās still depressing. If anything, Iām surprised it hasnāt happened before now:
I went to the shopping centre to get a sandwich and a cuppa for lunch. Before heading back to the picket line I popped into the loo for a wee and to empty the cup.š§µ
When I came out the cubicle there was a middle-aged woman washing her hands. There was no sanitary bin in the cubicle I used, so I was very discreetly clutching the wet-wipes Iād used to wipe the cup, in my closed hand. As I put them in the bin, the woman HISSED at me. I meanā¦š§µ
Jun 14, 2023 ā¢ 5 tweets ā¢ 1 min read
A very pretty woman in very short shorts sat next to me on the train.
I liked her legs. She had lovely legs. I liked her face and when she sat down, I liked the way she smelled.
Sheāll never know any of this, because I didnāt react to her at all. I sat within the boundariesā¦
ā¦of my own space, pulling my own leg a bit closer to give her room.
Two men opposite reacted a bit differently. One pointed at the girl, said āclock the legs mateā. No effort to keep his voice down, a puffed up little display of power and sexual dominance.
His mate joined inā¦
May 27, 2023 ā¢ 26 tweets ā¢ 5 min read
This is an extremely fucking smug and self-satisfied thread. I hope you enjoy it. I hope you find it as much fun as I had this afternoon.
This is how it went down.
Iām on holiday, with Andrew and Julie and the kids, plus Andrewās parents. Theyāre all here for the week, sadlyā¦
ā¦I have to go home on Monday. But itās still so nice to be away.
Today we walked from our cottage, down to the village for lunch in the pub. A gentle 30-minute walk, at kidsā pace, and a picture-perfect table outside a picture-perfect village pub, right on the corner of theā¦
Oct 2, 2022 ā¢ 7 tweets ā¢ 2 min read
My vagina: Pssst. Wake up.
Me: What do you want? Itās 4am.
Vag: Thereās a MAN spooning us.
Me: I know. Itās Tom. Weāve known him for decades. Heās very gay.
Vag: But he has an erectionā¦
Me: Iām aware. Itās a physiological thing that happens to men in their sleep, it meansā¦
ā¦nothing.
Vag: Itās like 3cm away from me. I could justā¦