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Internet Cryptid. Fandom Cautionary Tale. Generally Exhausted. She/Her.
Feb 17, 2022 24 tweets 5 min read
41 page legal document detailing the CAS hearing on Valieva. Alright. Time to make some tea, get reading, and see what we get out of this. tas-cas.org/fileadmin/user… “On her Doping Control Form, the Athlete disclosed that she was taking three substances, two of which were legible (l-carnitine and hypoxen).”

They were like “I’m on sketchy drug A, sketchy drug B, and B̶A̶N̶N̶E̶D̶ ̶D̶R̶U̶G̶ C̶ whoops nothing to see here”
Mar 17, 2019 9 tweets 3 min read
The thing that bothers me most about Rowling going into the “intense sexual relationship” of Dumbledore and Grindewald is that after being criticized for glossing over queer characters except in interviews, she reduced calls for real queer rep to “give us kinky sex details!” Like, way to miss the point and undermine everything you COULD have done to rectify the mistake of leaving Dumbledore’s orientation out of canon. This further reduces queer relationships and queer characters just to sex in media commentary. Which is the last thing we needed.
Feb 9, 2018 23 tweets 6 min read
Johnny and Tara have brought the sparkle. Okay, jazzy Wonderwall amuses me (please don’t fall again, kid. It’s okay. Get your nerves out here before the singles, but I hope you haven’t hurt yourself.) #Olympics