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Pool of thoughts. A commander of the hand to mouth battalion. Environmental Pioneer. Social Engineer. #CertifiedMchapaUzi . Telegram: https://t.co/aEEOOryJWO
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Dec 17 15 tweets 6 min read
Kwa siku chache zilizopita, zilisambaa taarifa juu ya kutoweka kwa "mfanyabiashara" Daisy Simon Ulomi.

Neno "Mfanyabiashara" sijaliwekea kwa bahati mbaya alama za kufungua na kufunga semi.

Ni kwa sababu inadaiwa Daisy Ulomi alikuwa ni zaidi ya "Mfanyabiashara"

Tutajadili... Image Taarifa ya kutoweka kwake ilieleza kuwa bwana Ulomi alipigiwa simu kutoka TRA akifahamishwa juu ya kuwasili kwa kontena lake kwenye bandari kavu ambayo haijatajwa.

Ilielezwa kuwa Ulomi aliondoka kwenda kufatilia kontena lake akitumia usafiri wa pikipiki yanye usajili MC 415 DQC Image
Dec 16 7 tweets 3 min read
As I am writing, the dude is in police custody pending interrogation

Kuna mengi juu yake

Hata gari ya Ractis aliyokuwa akiendesha kabla ya kadaiiwa kutekwa ilikutwa ikiwa inabadilishwa rangi from silver to black

Hili halikuwekwa wazi for investigation purposes

Iko hivi👇 Image Ni maisha yaliyojaa controversy.

Nanukuu

"Kabla ya mwaka jana alikuwa anaenda China... So hapa ofisini alikuwa anakuja siku mojamoja."

"Kipindi hicho alikuwa analenga magari aina ya Brevis tu."

"Kuna wakati alifikisha hadi Brevis 10"

Anaendelea👇 Image
Dec 14 48 tweets 16 min read
Angekuwa @bajabiri sijui angekipa marks ngapi kitongoji cha Mwandiga, Kigoma.

I normally say this,

In the entire animal kingdom, a human is a very complex animal.

Kwa nini nasema haya?

Just read me.. Image Of all the animals in the animalia kingdom, instead of being equipped with the capabilities of distinguishing good deeds from evil ones, a human can perform very unimaginable mayhem on his fellow being without any sense of amnesty.

Binadamu ni mnyama katili sana. Image
Dec 6 22 tweets 8 min read
THE OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT SAMIA SULUHU

Dear President,

It's traditional that we always start with a greeting

UMUOFIA KWENU Madam President

Let me introduce myself.

My name is hoofman.

I am the worldwide defacto and dejure president of hoofmen.

Dear President,👇 Image Hoofman is a colloquial sugarcoated to represent the least privileged society that struggles with sweat and blood to make their ends meet.

The society that eats animals' marginal parts (like hooves), not because we are allergic to steak, but because that's what we can afford. Image
Nov 17 24 tweets 8 min read
Hii picha ilipigwa March 19 2013

Pichani ni rais mstaafu Jakaya Kikwete na mkewe wakienda kujionea hali ilivyo kwenye jengo lililoko kiwanja No. 2032/73 mtaa wa Indira Gandhi

Jengo hili la ghorofa 16 lilikuwa limeanguka likiwa bado kwenye hatua za ujenzi. Image Jengo hili lilimilikiwa kwa ubia baina ya NHC na muwekezaji.

NHC ilimiliki share ya 25% kwa kutoa kiwanja lilipo jengo na mwendelezaji ambaye ndiye aliyekuwa analipia gharama za ujenzi alimiliki share ya 75%

Mjenzi alikuwa ni kampuni ya MS/LADHA CONSTRUCTION LTD Image
Nov 6 5 tweets 9 min read
Let me introduce to you our CEO

Huyu ni moja wa watu waliohudumu in the company kwa muda mrefu sana!!

Aliyemleta kwenye kampuni hii ni mr born town mwenyewe!!

Mr. Born town limtoa pasipo "julikana" na kumuweka kwenye ramani!

Alimtumia kwenye vitengo tofauti tofauti ndani ya kampuni kwa kipindi chake chote cha uongozi!!

Kitu pekee wengi hawakujua, nikuwa huyu CEO under the wing of the old CEO, ametumika sana kama agent na informal kwenye zile department zote alizokuwa kapangiwa!!

Alikuwa sent kwenye maeneo hayo simply kuobserve changamoto zilizopo na kusuggest njia za kusolve changamoto zile! So ni mwanafunzi na mhitimu smart aliye aminika sana na the old CEO!

Network yote aliyoijenga mr old CEO huko nyuma ndani ya kampuni, huyu CEO wa sasa anaijua vizuri since yeye mwenyewe alishiriki katika kuijenga!!

She knew the strength and wekness of the old CEO and she respected how smart he was!

Hata yeye kuwa assistant wa the late CEO haikuwa bahati mbaya!

The old CEO, alicheza karata zake smartly in a way the late CEO alijikuta anamteua kuwa kama assistant wake!

So anamjua na kumuheshimu sana Mr Born town on how smart he is!

Aliyaelewa VIZURI sana majukumu yake yote toka mwanzo alipoteuliwa kuwa assistant CEO! Alijua kuifanya kazi kama assistant! She never outshined the master! She was a good informer!

Sasa ndio CEO mpya

Akiwa pale mezani anasoma zile notification, kumbe kuna some members kwenye lile group la "deep company observers" wamechoka na uongozi wa the old CEO!

Why wamechoka? Simply Becouse the old CEO nikama anawatumia tu.

Investment nyingi ni mali ya familia yaani watoto wake na mkewe !! Wao wanakuwa kama nembo tu! So they want freedom, they want also to be recognised nakupewa heshima kama ambavyo watoto wake wanakuwa recognized na kupewa heshima!!

One of the notification ilitoka kwa mmoja wa hao members!

Just imagin...., haya yote yanaendelea the late CEO hajazikwa

The notification ilikuwa ni kum allet new CEO kuwa one of the members wants to meet her!

Briefly notification ilieleza a reson why ikiacha na secret Phone number when she is ready she can call that number!

New CEO Saw that as an opportunity to what she was thinking! So mazishi yakafanyika, the late CEO kazikwa baada ya almost three weeks since he died!Image The old team of the late CEO walikuwa na hasira kali sana moyoni wengi walihisi kilicho kuwa kimetokea lakini walikuwa hawana proof! So they were in hunt for the truth secretly!! And their target is Mr Born town!!

Its like baada ya mazishi na the new CEO kutake position as a CEO the old CEO was much concetrated with securing his projects That were taken by the late CEO

The new CEO Akaanza kufanya mabadiliko in the company according to the old CEO proposal, hii ilimfanya mr born town kuwa happy tena but very carefull! Tenguzi na teuzi zikaanza kuonekana,

wale wa kuu wa idara icons waliosifika sana wakati wa the late CEO wakapigwa chini, meetings na taarifa zikawa zinapokelewa! Under the monitoring of the old CEO!

After two monthes since in power, the new CEO Alianza safari za outside the country in the name of "rebranding the company name" and "calling out for investors"!

This was one of the smartest idea she came with! Why sababu hapa nchini conection za bwana mkubwa zilikuwa hazikwepeki!

Anawatu wake kila kona! Huwezi fanya kitu asijue he is well organized in information collection!!

Lakini kwa nje ya nchi hakuwa na nguvu na connections kubwa kama nyumbani! So the new CEO saw that opportunity, yaani Kulikuwa na kauhuru flani hivi akiwa nje kuliko anapokuwa ndani ya nchi!! So alianza kuplan outside trips ili aweze kupata oportunity ya kujiorganise well for what is comming!

Wafanyakazi wa ndani ya kampuni walipinga sna safari hiz nakuona hazina manufaa, nakuona zitaipelekea kampuni kupata hasara!! kumbe deep down they didnt know what was goin on!!

So trip yake ya pili ya nje ya nchi, alimnotfy kijana wake wakutane huko nje apate updates za kile alicho mwambia afanye!!Image
Oct 7 40 tweets 15 min read
Sometimes March 2013

Wakili Fatuma Karume alisafiri kutoka Dar kwenda mkoani Kilimanjaro.

Wakili huyu alikuwa amesafiri akiwa amebeba nyaraka furani ya muhimu.

Nyaraka ile alikuwa anaenda kumsomea na kumkabidhi mzee fulani aliyefahamika kwa jina la JumaImage Actually, Mzee Juma naye alikuwa ni wakili ambaye sasa amestaafu akiwa amefanikiwa kurithisha taaluma hiyo pia kwa mwanae ambaye alikuja kuwa ni wakili maarufu sana mkoni Arusha.

Fatma hakujua kama nyaraka aliyobeba ingeleta taflani kubwa ndani ya familia ya Mzee Juma. Image
Sep 17 12 tweets 2 min read
Nimesikiliza hotuba ya leo ya mheshimiwa rais, na hii ndio analysis yangu.

1. Hotuba hii imekuja siku chache baada ya rais kuviagiza vyombo vyake vya ilinzi vimpelekee taarifa ya nini kilicho nyuma ya matukio ya utekaji na mauaji hasa baada ya kifo cha Ali Kibao 2. Inaonekana rais alipokea ripoti hii mapema kama alivyoagiza na yafuatayo ndiyo yalikuwa ndani ya ripoti hiyo:

(a)Kuwa haya yote anayoyasikia juu ya mauaji na utekaji, ni zao ya kikao cha siri kililichofanyikia Ngurero mkoani Arusha mnamo Sept 11, 2024
Sep 10 7 tweets 3 min read
Satiiva ammedai kumtambua Mafwele kama mtu aliyeenda usiku kwa Land Cruiser kwenye karakana ya polisi Oysterbay alipotekwa

Kuwa ndiye mtu mwembamba, mkakamavu, aliyekuwa kavaa Jezi ya Simba na pensi

Amemtambua baada ya kuona picha ya Mafwele ikisambaa mtandaoni. Image Pia Sativa ameshaujulisha uongozi wa Jeshi la polisi juu ya utayari wake wa kuhojiwa na jeshi hilo ili kuwashirikisha anachokifahamu nyuma ya kutekwa kwake.

Jeshi limemjibu likipata nafasi litamuita kumuhoji Image
Sep 10 41 tweets 14 min read
Kifo cha Ali Kibao kimekuwa ni kama sauti ya wote waliokuwa wanabeza kuwa hakuna matendo ya utekaji na summary executions nchini.

Ni sauti iliyowasemea victims wote wa matendo haya.

Lakini pia kinaweza kuleta mwanga kwa kuwa sasa watu wameanza kugusia jambo fulani muhimu. Image Jambo la kwanza kugusiwa ni dai la kuundwa kwa chombo huru kinachotakiwa kuufatilia utendaji wa jeshi la polisi.

Majirani zetu nchini Kenya wanacho chombo hiki kwa jina la IPOA

Independent Policing Oversight Authority

Nini umuhimu wa kuwa na chombo hiki? Image
Sep 8 11 tweets 2 min read
SECURITY TIPS TO HOOFMEN

Imeshathibitika kuwa, watu wanaojitambulisha kuwa ni askari wanaweza kumkamata mtu mbele ya watu, kuondoka naye na baadaye unakuja kupatikana mwili wake usio na uhai au asionekane kabisa.

Pia kwa kuwa @tanpol wameishia kutoa matamko bila suluhisho.. Yafuatayo ndiyo mambo tutakiwayo kufanya wote kwa pamoja ili kuokoa maisha ya wengine.

Kwani wakimaliza kwa huyo, wewe ndie utakayefata

1. Kataa kabisa kukamatwa kwa sasa hata kama utatolewa kitambulisho. Piga kelele zote uwezavyo, fanya fujo kwani upole wako hautakusaidia.
Jul 31 21 tweets 8 min read
Kuna kitu fulani wataalamu wa siasa hukiita "Political Paranoia"

Paranoia ni ugonjwa wa akili ambapo mgonjwa huwa na wasiwasi mkubwa kuwa kuna watu wanamfatilia mambo yake, wanapanga kibaya juu yake, wanamdanganya etc

UZI👇

CHOCHORO ZA MADARAKA -2 Image Mgonjwa wa Paranoia mara nyingi hutuhumu watu fulani wana njama fulani dhidi yake.

Hata jambo fulani ambalo linaweza kutokea kwa bahati mbaya (just coincidence) ambavyo hata watu wengine huamini hivyo, lakini mgonjwa wa paranoia huamini si bahati mbaya bali makusudi. Image
Jul 17 7 tweets 2 min read
Kwako mpedwa Mama,

Naamini u mzima wa afya ukiendelea na majukumu yako.

Mimi mwanao, naandika barua hii nikiwa ndani ya simanzi kubwa kama mwakilishi wa tabaka la vijana tunajipatia ridhiki zetu kwa jasho na damu.

Sio siri Mama, maisha yetu ni magumu sana

Hata hivyo... Mama, kuna kitu kinasikitisha sana jinsi pesa yetu ya urithi aliyotuachia baba inavyofujwa na kina dada na kaka, wajomba na majirani.

Mama unafahamu kuwa juzi dada alitupunguzia baadhi ya huduma kwenye kitita cha bima yetu ya afya.

Alitueleza unafanya vile kutokana na ukata.
Jul 12 5 tweets 1 min read
Fanya haya
1. Amini Mungu yupo
2.Mpende jirani yako
3.Fanya kazi kwa bidii
4.Saidia wenye uhitaji

Acha haya
1.Usitegemee miujiza (Haipo) kwani chochote kinachokutokea kiwe kizuri au kibaya ni reality of life na hakuna mwanadamu aliyekifanya kiwe

2.Usiabudu sanamu(mafuta, maji) Image Uzi wa jana nimejaribu kutumia maneno makali na reasoning ya ajabu.

Sikufanya hivi kwa malengo mabaya au labda useme mimi ni mpagani

Nikifanya vile kwa lengo la kutaka tuamke.

Hizi dini mpya mpya ni scam

Why not Mwakasege, Moslems, RC, Anglican, and Lutheran?
May 16 29 tweets 10 min read
"𝐊𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐚! 𝐊𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮..𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐮 𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮 𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐤𝐮𝐟𝐢𝐚 𝐧𝐲𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐢....

"𝐓𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐤𝐮𝐰𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐳𝐚 𝐤𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚. 𝐒𝐢𝐣𝐮𝐢 𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐣𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐰𝐞..𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐚 𝐧𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐰𝐚 𝐤𝐰𝐚 𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐢 𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐤𝐚 𝐧𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐰𝐚 𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐚 𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐚𝐝𝐢 𝐲𝐞𝐭𝐮 𝐲𝐚 𝐦𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐨..𝐊𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞 𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐞..𝐍𝐢𝐤𝐨 𝐧𝐣𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐢 𝐤𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐤𝐮𝐦𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐣𝐢 𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚"

Haya si maneno yangu!Image Haya ni maneno ya Joe akiomboleza kifo cha utata cha kaka yake katika ukurasa wake wa Instagram.

Mazingira nyuma ya kifo cha kaka yake yamemuachia Joe kitendawili Kigumu. Image
Mar 7 39 tweets 12 min read
Miriam Mirita akiwa makwaya akipambana na kesi yake, mama mkwe wake akafungua kesi mahakama ya Arusha kuomba Miriam atolewe kama msimamizi wa mirathi na badala yake awe yeye.

Sababu ikiwa ni kushindwa kuorodhesha mali za marehemu na kufunga mirathi. Image Ni katika wakati huu, mtoto wa kwanza wa Bilionea Msuya alisikika akilalamika kuwa wameondolewa nyumbani na ndugu wa upande wa baba yake nyumba zote kutiwa kufuli. Image
Jan 24 48 tweets 17 min read
Before writing this masterpiece to this X street, I gave myself ample opportunity to scrutinize and verify the facts.

The matter beforehand today is fragile as it can defame someone's business and reputation.

But why should I lie when I can speak the Truth?

Tariq M. Machibya Image Bwana Tariq Machibya alipofikishwa mahakamani kwa kuendesha biashara ya upatu, watu wengi tulimuhurumia kwa kuhisi Serikali inamuonea kijana mdogo mjasiliamali.

Kijana ambaye alibeba ndoto na maono ya wenye mitaji wasiojua pa kuwekeza.

Some sort of financial intermediary

Alas! Image
Dec 13, 2023 43 tweets 15 min read
Naam!

Aliyekuwa mke wa marehemu bilionea Msuya anayeshitakiwa kwa mauaji ya wifi yake Aneth Msuya inakaribia ukingoni.

Dalili za "kutema ngeze" ziko wazi baada ya wazee wa baraza kutoa maoni haioni hatia dhidi yake.

Uzi huu ni mtiririko wa matukio A-Z

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Usiku wa manane kuamkia 26 july 2013,ndugu WILLY MUSHI ONESMO anapigwa risasi na kufariki akiwa kazini

WILLY MUSHI ONESMO alikuwa ni mfanyakazi wa mgodi wa madini TANZANITE ONE huko MIRERANI Simanjiro. Image
Nov 30, 2023 31 tweets 11 min read
Bado nipo kwenye coma nikijiuliza kama kulikuwa na ulazima wowote kwa askari huyu kuingia na mtutu wa bunduki kwenye eneo la starehe.

Bado najiuliza,

Kulikuwa na ulazima wa kumuelekezea bunduki namna hii yeyote awaye(hata kama ni kahaba) ambaye hajainua silaha yoyote

Najiuliza Image Kuna mambo mengi yamekuwa yakifanywa na polisi kiholela sana.

Moja ya mambo haya ni kazi ya kukamata walevi au wenye bar wakipitisha muda wa kufunga bar.

Polisi hapaswi kukamata kosa hili bila kuwepo kwa mlalamikaji ambaye ni afisa biashara wa manispaa aliyetoa leseni ya kileo Image
Nov 16, 2023 23 tweets 10 min read
KUWENI MAKINI NA MCHANGA WA KABURINI:

#X-Ushirikina

Kuna watu wamepata nuksi, mikosi na mabalaa makubwa katika maisha yao kwa sababu ya matumizi ya mchanga wa makaburini bila kuzingatia au kufuata maelekezo. Image Unapokuwa unafanya kitu chochote kile kinacho yahusisha makaburi, iwe ni kutumia mchanga, kuzika vitu, kuoga, kuchoma ama kutambika, unatakiwa kuwa makini sana na kufuata na kuzingatia kanuni na taratibu zake kwa sababu usipo zingatia hayo yatakupata makubwa. Image
Nov 7, 2023 55 tweets 17 min read
Miaka minne iliyopita, Jimmy Kizota alishitakiwa kwa kosa la kumuua mchumba wake aliyekuwa akiishi naye jijini Dar es salaam.

Ni baada ya kumfumania akifanya mapenzi na mwanaume mwingine sebuleni kwao aliporudi nyumbani ghafla akitokea kazini majira ya saa tano asubuhi. Image Mwanaume aliyefumaniwa alifanikia kumzidi nguvu Jimmy na kukimbia

Wivu na hasira kaishia kwa kumpiga mchumba wake hadi akapoteza fahamu.

Baadae mwanamke huyu akafariki akipatiwa matibabu hospitali.

Jimmy akashitakiwa kwa mauaji ya kukusudia

Kesi ilimkalia vibaya sana Image