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Dec 17 • 15 tweets • 6 min read
Kwa siku chache zilizopita, zilisambaa taarifa juu ya kutoweka kwa "mfanyabiashara" Daisy Simon Ulomi.
Neno "Mfanyabiashara" sijaliwekea kwa bahati mbaya alama za kufungua na kufunga semi.
Ni kwa sababu inadaiwa Daisy Ulomi alikuwa ni zaidi ya "Mfanyabiashara"
Tutajadili...
Taarifa ya kutoweka kwake ilieleza kuwa bwana Ulomi alipigiwa simu kutoka TRA akifahamishwa juu ya kuwasili kwa kontena lake kwenye bandari kavu ambayo haijatajwa.
Ilielezwa kuwa Ulomi aliondoka kwenda kufatilia kontena lake akitumia usafiri wa pikipiki yanye usajili MC 415 DQC
Dec 16 • 7 tweets • 3 min read
As I am writing, the dude is in police custody pending interrogation
Kuna mengi juu yake
Hata gari ya Ractis aliyokuwa akiendesha kabla ya kadaiiwa kutekwa ilikutwa ikiwa inabadilishwa rangi from silver to black
Hili halikuwekwa wazi for investigation purposes
Iko hivi👇
Ni maisha yaliyojaa controversy.
Nanukuu
"Kabla ya mwaka jana alikuwa anaenda China... So hapa ofisini alikuwa anakuja siku mojamoja."
"Kipindi hicho alikuwa analenga magari aina ya Brevis tu."
"Kuna wakati alifikisha hadi Brevis 10"
Anaendelea👇
Dec 14 • 48 tweets • 16 min read
Angekuwa @bajabiri sijui angekipa marks ngapi kitongoji cha Mwandiga, Kigoma.
I normally say this,
In the entire animal kingdom, a human is a very complex animal.
Kwa nini nasema haya?
Just read me..
Of all the animals in the animalia kingdom, instead of being equipped with the capabilities of distinguishing good deeds from evil ones, a human can perform very unimaginable mayhem on his fellow being without any sense of amnesty.
Binadamu ni mnyama katili sana.
Dec 6 • 22 tweets • 8 min read
THE OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT SAMIA SULUHU
Dear President,
It's traditional that we always start with a greeting
UMUOFIA KWENU Madam President
Let me introduce myself.
My name is hoofman.
I am the worldwide defacto and dejure president of hoofmen.
Dear President,👇
Hoofman is a colloquial sugarcoated to represent the least privileged society that struggles with sweat and blood to make their ends meet.
The society that eats animals' marginal parts (like hooves), not because we are allergic to steak, but because that's what we can afford.
Nov 17 • 24 tweets • 8 min read
Hii picha ilipigwa March 19 2013
Pichani ni rais mstaafu Jakaya Kikwete na mkewe wakienda kujionea hali ilivyo kwenye jengo lililoko kiwanja No. 2032/73 mtaa wa Indira Gandhi
Jengo hili la ghorofa 16 lilikuwa limeanguka likiwa bado kwenye hatua za ujenzi.
Jengo hili lilimilikiwa kwa ubia baina ya NHC na muwekezaji.
NHC ilimiliki share ya 25% kwa kutoa kiwanja lilipo jengo na mwendelezaji ambaye ndiye aliyekuwa analipia gharama za ujenzi alimiliki share ya 75%
Mjenzi alikuwa ni kampuni ya MS/LADHA CONSTRUCTION LTD
Nov 6 • 5 tweets • 9 min read
Let me introduce to you our CEO
Huyu ni moja wa watu waliohudumu in the company kwa muda mrefu sana!!
Aliyemleta kwenye kampuni hii ni mr born town mwenyewe!!
Mr. Born town limtoa pasipo "julikana" na kumuweka kwenye ramani!
Alimtumia kwenye vitengo tofauti tofauti ndani ya kampuni kwa kipindi chake chote cha uongozi!!
Kitu pekee wengi hawakujua, nikuwa huyu CEO under the wing of the old CEO, ametumika sana kama agent na informal kwenye zile department zote alizokuwa kapangiwa!!
Alikuwa sent kwenye maeneo hayo simply kuobserve changamoto zilizopo na kusuggest njia za kusolve changamoto zile! So ni mwanafunzi na mhitimu smart aliye aminika sana na the old CEO!
Network yote aliyoijenga mr old CEO huko nyuma ndani ya kampuni, huyu CEO wa sasa anaijua vizuri since yeye mwenyewe alishiriki katika kuijenga!!
She knew the strength and wekness of the old CEO and she respected how smart he was!
Hata yeye kuwa assistant wa the late CEO haikuwa bahati mbaya!
The old CEO, alicheza karata zake smartly in a way the late CEO alijikuta anamteua kuwa kama assistant wake!
So anamjua na kumuheshimu sana Mr Born town on how smart he is!
Aliyaelewa VIZURI sana majukumu yake yote toka mwanzo alipoteuliwa kuwa assistant CEO! Alijua kuifanya kazi kama assistant! She never outshined the master! She was a good informer!
Sasa ndio CEO mpya
Akiwa pale mezani anasoma zile notification, kumbe kuna some members kwenye lile group la "deep company observers" wamechoka na uongozi wa the old CEO!
Why wamechoka? Simply Becouse the old CEO nikama anawatumia tu.
Investment nyingi ni mali ya familia yaani watoto wake na mkewe !! Wao wanakuwa kama nembo tu! So they want freedom, they want also to be recognised nakupewa heshima kama ambavyo watoto wake wanakuwa recognized na kupewa heshima!!
One of the notification ilitoka kwa mmoja wa hao members!
Just imagin...., haya yote yanaendelea the late CEO hajazikwa
The notification ilikuwa ni kum allet new CEO kuwa one of the members wants to meet her!
Briefly notification ilieleza a reson why ikiacha na secret Phone number when she is ready she can call that number!
New CEO Saw that as an opportunity to what she was thinking! So mazishi yakafanyika, the late CEO kazikwa baada ya almost three weeks since he died!
The old team of the late CEO walikuwa na hasira kali sana moyoni wengi walihisi kilicho kuwa kimetokea lakini walikuwa hawana proof! So they were in hunt for the truth secretly!! And their target is Mr Born town!!
Its like baada ya mazishi na the new CEO kutake position as a CEO the old CEO was much concetrated with securing his projects That were taken by the late CEO
The new CEO Akaanza kufanya mabadiliko in the company according to the old CEO proposal, hii ilimfanya mr born town kuwa happy tena but very carefull! Tenguzi na teuzi zikaanza kuonekana,
wale wa kuu wa idara icons waliosifika sana wakati wa the late CEO wakapigwa chini, meetings na taarifa zikawa zinapokelewa! Under the monitoring of the old CEO!
After two monthes since in power, the new CEO Alianza safari za outside the country in the name of "rebranding the company name" and "calling out for investors"!
This was one of the smartest idea she came with! Why sababu hapa nchini conection za bwana mkubwa zilikuwa hazikwepeki!
Anawatu wake kila kona! Huwezi fanya kitu asijue he is well organized in information collection!!
Lakini kwa nje ya nchi hakuwa na nguvu na connections kubwa kama nyumbani! So the new CEO saw that opportunity, yaani Kulikuwa na kauhuru flani hivi akiwa nje kuliko anapokuwa ndani ya nchi!! So alianza kuplan outside trips ili aweze kupata oportunity ya kujiorganise well for what is comming!
Wafanyakazi wa ndani ya kampuni walipinga sna safari hiz nakuona hazina manufaa, nakuona zitaipelekea kampuni kupata hasara!! kumbe deep down they didnt know what was goin on!!
So trip yake ya pili ya nje ya nchi, alimnotfy kijana wake wakutane huko nje apate updates za kile alicho mwambia afanye!!
Oct 7 • 40 tweets • 15 min read
Sometimes March 2013
Wakili Fatuma Karume alisafiri kutoka Dar kwenda mkoani Kilimanjaro.
Wakili huyu alikuwa amesafiri akiwa amebeba nyaraka furani ya muhimu.
Nyaraka ile alikuwa anaenda kumsomea na kumkabidhi mzee fulani aliyefahamika kwa jina la Juma
Actually, Mzee Juma naye alikuwa ni wakili ambaye sasa amestaafu akiwa amefanikiwa kurithisha taaluma hiyo pia kwa mwanae ambaye alikuja kuwa ni wakili maarufu sana mkoni Arusha.
Fatma hakujua kama nyaraka aliyobeba ingeleta taflani kubwa ndani ya familia ya Mzee Juma.
Sep 17 • 12 tweets • 2 min read
Nimesikiliza hotuba ya leo ya mheshimiwa rais, na hii ndio analysis yangu.
1. Hotuba hii imekuja siku chache baada ya rais kuviagiza vyombo vyake vya ilinzi vimpelekee taarifa ya nini kilicho nyuma ya matukio ya utekaji na mauaji hasa baada ya kifo cha Ali Kibao
2. Inaonekana rais alipokea ripoti hii mapema kama alivyoagiza na yafuatayo ndiyo yalikuwa ndani ya ripoti hiyo:
(a)Kuwa haya yote anayoyasikia juu ya mauaji na utekaji, ni zao ya kikao cha siri kililichofanyikia Ngurero mkoani Arusha mnamo Sept 11, 2024
Sep 10 • 7 tweets • 3 min read
Satiiva ammedai kumtambua Mafwele kama mtu aliyeenda usiku kwa Land Cruiser kwenye karakana ya polisi Oysterbay alipotekwa
Kuwa ndiye mtu mwembamba, mkakamavu, aliyekuwa kavaa Jezi ya Simba na pensi
Amemtambua baada ya kuona picha ya Mafwele ikisambaa mtandaoni.
Pia Sativa ameshaujulisha uongozi wa Jeshi la polisi juu ya utayari wake wa kuhojiwa na jeshi hilo ili kuwashirikisha anachokifahamu nyuma ya kutekwa kwake.
Jeshi limemjibu likipata nafasi litamuita kumuhoji
Sep 10 • 41 tweets • 14 min read
Kifo cha Ali Kibao kimekuwa ni kama sauti ya wote waliokuwa wanabeza kuwa hakuna matendo ya utekaji na summary executions nchini.
Ni sauti iliyowasemea victims wote wa matendo haya.
Lakini pia kinaweza kuleta mwanga kwa kuwa sasa watu wameanza kugusia jambo fulani muhimu.
Jambo la kwanza kugusiwa ni dai la kuundwa kwa chombo huru kinachotakiwa kuufatilia utendaji wa jeshi la polisi.
Majirani zetu nchini Kenya wanacho chombo hiki kwa jina la IPOA
Independent Policing Oversight Authority
Nini umuhimu wa kuwa na chombo hiki?
Sep 8 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
SECURITY TIPS TO HOOFMEN
Imeshathibitika kuwa, watu wanaojitambulisha kuwa ni askari wanaweza kumkamata mtu mbele ya watu, kuondoka naye na baadaye unakuja kupatikana mwili wake usio na uhai au asionekane kabisa.
Pia kwa kuwa @tanpol wameishia kutoa matamko bila suluhisho..
Yafuatayo ndiyo mambo tutakiwayo kufanya wote kwa pamoja ili kuokoa maisha ya wengine.
Kwani wakimaliza kwa huyo, wewe ndie utakayefata
1. Kataa kabisa kukamatwa kwa sasa hata kama utatolewa kitambulisho. Piga kelele zote uwezavyo, fanya fujo kwani upole wako hautakusaidia.
Jul 31 • 21 tweets • 8 min read
Kuna kitu fulani wataalamu wa siasa hukiita "Political Paranoia"
Paranoia ni ugonjwa wa akili ambapo mgonjwa huwa na wasiwasi mkubwa kuwa kuna watu wanamfatilia mambo yake, wanapanga kibaya juu yake, wanamdanganya etc
UZI👇
CHOCHORO ZA MADARAKA -2
Mgonjwa wa Paranoia mara nyingi hutuhumu watu fulani wana njama fulani dhidi yake.
Hata jambo fulani ambalo linaweza kutokea kwa bahati mbaya (just coincidence) ambavyo hata watu wengine huamini hivyo, lakini mgonjwa wa paranoia huamini si bahati mbaya bali makusudi.
Jul 17 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
Kwako mpedwa Mama,
Naamini u mzima wa afya ukiendelea na majukumu yako.
Mimi mwanao, naandika barua hii nikiwa ndani ya simanzi kubwa kama mwakilishi wa tabaka la vijana tunajipatia ridhiki zetu kwa jasho na damu.
Sio siri Mama, maisha yetu ni magumu sana
Hata hivyo...
Mama, kuna kitu kinasikitisha sana jinsi pesa yetu ya urithi aliyotuachia baba inavyofujwa na kina dada na kaka, wajomba na majirani.
Mama unafahamu kuwa juzi dada alitupunguzia baadhi ya huduma kwenye kitita cha bima yetu ya afya.
Alitueleza unafanya vile kutokana na ukata.
Jul 12 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Fanya haya 1. Amini Mungu yupo
2.Mpende jirani yako
3.Fanya kazi kwa bidii
4.Saidia wenye uhitaji
Acha haya
1.Usitegemee miujiza (Haipo) kwani chochote kinachokutokea kiwe kizuri au kibaya ni reality of life na hakuna mwanadamu aliyekifanya kiwe
2.Usiabudu sanamu(mafuta, maji)
Uzi wa jana nimejaribu kutumia maneno makali na reasoning ya ajabu.
Sikufanya hivi kwa malengo mabaya au labda useme mimi ni mpagani
Nikifanya vile kwa lengo la kutaka tuamke.
Hizi dini mpya mpya ni scam
Why not Mwakasege, Moslems, RC, Anglican, and Lutheran?
Haya si maneno yangu!
Haya ni maneno ya Joe akiomboleza kifo cha utata cha kaka yake katika ukurasa wake wa Instagram.
Mazingira nyuma ya kifo cha kaka yake yamemuachia Joe kitendawili Kigumu.
Mar 7 • 39 tweets • 12 min read
Miriam Mirita akiwa makwaya akipambana na kesi yake, mama mkwe wake akafungua kesi mahakama ya Arusha kuomba Miriam atolewe kama msimamizi wa mirathi na badala yake awe yeye.
Sababu ikiwa ni kushindwa kuorodhesha mali za marehemu na kufunga mirathi.
Ni katika wakati huu, mtoto wa kwanza wa Bilionea Msuya alisikika akilalamika kuwa wameondolewa nyumbani na ndugu wa upande wa baba yake nyumba zote kutiwa kufuli.
Jan 24 • 48 tweets • 17 min read
Before writing this masterpiece to this X street, I gave myself ample opportunity to scrutinize and verify the facts.
The matter beforehand today is fragile as it can defame someone's business and reputation.
But why should I lie when I can speak the Truth?
Tariq M. Machibya
Bwana Tariq Machibya alipofikishwa mahakamani kwa kuendesha biashara ya upatu, watu wengi tulimuhurumia kwa kuhisi Serikali inamuonea kijana mdogo mjasiliamali.
Kijana ambaye alibeba ndoto na maono ya wenye mitaji wasiojua pa kuwekeza.
Some sort of financial intermediary
Alas!
Dec 13, 2023 • 43 tweets • 15 min read
Naam!
Aliyekuwa mke wa marehemu bilionea Msuya anayeshitakiwa kwa mauaji ya wifi yake Aneth Msuya inakaribia ukingoni.
Dalili za "kutema ngeze" ziko wazi baada ya wazee wa baraza kutoa maoni haioni hatia dhidi yake.
Uzi huu ni mtiririko wa matukio A-Z
Usiku wa manane kuamkia 26 july 2013,ndugu WILLY MUSHI ONESMO anapigwa risasi na kufariki akiwa kazini
WILLY MUSHI ONESMO alikuwa ni mfanyakazi wa mgodi wa madini TANZANITE ONE huko MIRERANI Simanjiro.
Nov 30, 2023 • 31 tweets • 11 min read
Bado nipo kwenye coma nikijiuliza kama kulikuwa na ulazima wowote kwa askari huyu kuingia na mtutu wa bunduki kwenye eneo la starehe.
Bado najiuliza,
Kulikuwa na ulazima wa kumuelekezea bunduki namna hii yeyote awaye(hata kama ni kahaba) ambaye hajainua silaha yoyote
Najiuliza
Kuna mambo mengi yamekuwa yakifanywa na polisi kiholela sana.
Moja ya mambo haya ni kazi ya kukamata walevi au wenye bar wakipitisha muda wa kufunga bar.
Polisi hapaswi kukamata kosa hili bila kuwepo kwa mlalamikaji ambaye ni afisa biashara wa manispaa aliyetoa leseni ya kileo
Nov 16, 2023 • 23 tweets • 10 min read
KUWENI MAKINI NA MCHANGA WA KABURINI:
#X-Ushirikina
Kuna watu wamepata nuksi, mikosi na mabalaa makubwa katika maisha yao kwa sababu ya matumizi ya mchanga wa makaburini bila kuzingatia au kufuata maelekezo.
Unapokuwa unafanya kitu chochote kile kinacho yahusisha makaburi, iwe ni kutumia mchanga, kuzika vitu, kuoga, kuchoma ama kutambika, unatakiwa kuwa makini sana na kufuata na kuzingatia kanuni na taratibu zake kwa sababu usipo zingatia hayo yatakupata makubwa.
Nov 7, 2023 • 55 tweets • 17 min read
Miaka minne iliyopita, Jimmy Kizota alishitakiwa kwa kosa la kumuua mchumba wake aliyekuwa akiishi naye jijini Dar es salaam.
Ni baada ya kumfumania akifanya mapenzi na mwanaume mwingine sebuleni kwao aliporudi nyumbani ghafla akitokea kazini majira ya saa tano asubuhi.
Mwanaume aliyefumaniwa alifanikia kumzidi nguvu Jimmy na kukimbia
Wivu na hasira kaishia kwa kumpiga mchumba wake hadi akapoteza fahamu.