This whole alt right comedy MLM network exists because a bunch of people in society want to be artists, professionally, as a job, because we all have to have jobs and that seems like it would be the best kind to have, but the traditional entertainment industry is basically full
Its run by rich liberals and they do engage in identity politics, so white men often feel like they're not given a fair chance in it, which they kind of aren't, but who gives a shit imo.
Sep 17, 2023 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Is the "dirtbag left" pedophile hunters or pedophile defenders or pedophiles or what the fuck is the deal with this whole group of people at this point
The comments to this kind of remind me of like when one company sells a bunch of competing projects and encourages people to argue about which one is better
Feb 7, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
I mean that's the joke, so good job following along, but the thru line here is not that these are equal levels of greater importance, its that comedians have a vested interest in them and will censor themselves so as to not lose out on opportunities
Every time that guy make a public spectacle of his support for abuse of me by people he plays fucking mario party with or whatever, a bunch of people who have both and interest in me AND him either bite their tongue about it or make some mealy mouthed both sides statement
Feb 7, 2022 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
Is Euphoria gonna turn into swerfy propaganda though
This is getting posted on some forum or something so I'll explain. I talked about this on your favorite podcast a few years ago. Basically narratives about teens being consumed into the seedy world of human trafficking are popular with like, Christian fundamentalists,
Feb 6, 2022 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
I tried to go on Rogan a few years ago, I was riding the wave of a thing that had gone viral and an agent had basically implied he'd sign me if I could get on Rogan or Maron. I was trying to claw my way out of poverty and to help my friends I'd started my show with. We were poor.
I also thought if I studied up I could try to left pill his audience, a thing I later got to attempt on Duncan Trussel's show. Anyways people in the bro dude comedy world will call it hypocritical or ungrateful to then turn around and make fun of the guy or criticize him.
Feb 6, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Chuds will listen to this shit and think it's like intellectual content about history and if you say it's racist they'll be like "that's not racism, racism is saying the n word" and then you're like "he also does that" and then they're like "that's also not racist, bc context"
Pretty much no comedian is ever guilty of being wrong about anything to these people, because their intentions are comedy, even when it's someone who's terminally unfunny and records 4 hours of expressly non comedic content a day.
Dec 2, 2021 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Spotify sucks but it's not a coincidence that it operates like it does. It's not a uniquely corrupt company. No one is going to come along and create a more ethically run music streaming service. If you hate being paid pennies per stream guess what, you hate capitalism
I feel like a lot of comics are these little libertarian entrepreneur types who cheerlead the free market while they're selling t shirts but then they'll turn around and cry foul when that system reaches its logical conclusion in the form of a monopolistic streaming service
Nov 28, 2021 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
Idk how this is so difficult to comprehend but all the new fascists are guys that don't think what they're doing is fascistic and that's a big driving force behind it
Its not like a bunch of guys are going out and signing up to join a nazi gang of some kind and learning the ideology from a guy dressed in an SS costume. This is largely people that consider themselves apolitical whose inclinations are intuitive and lazy for that very reason
Nov 5, 2021 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
If you couldn't tell Chris Pratt was a creepy Christian from his aw shucks comedy on Parks n Rec then this is on you for pretending like the feel-good inoffensive nature of that show was good and not some kind of smokescreen for the most evil shit on earth
"Nice" comedy is always sociopath shit
Nov 5, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
The hour I recorded in 2018 is available now. It's called Bad Omen because when I was listening back on it during the production process I realized it was kind of a time capsule from a world right before things got really bad for both the entire planet and myself personally.
So idk it just seemed like listening to a room full of people including myself who had no idea how much worse things were about to get. Anyways it's got the Homeland Security thing on it which is a bit from a long time ago at this point but if you've never heard it, there it is.
Aug 6, 2021 • 13 tweets • 3 min read
Joe Rogan really went on his show that 11 million people listen to and said that vaccines are causing covid mutations and the reason scientists aren't talking about it is because they're afraid of getting canceled. We are all going to die.
The whole cancel culture boogie man works so powerfully on dumbass motherfuckers in this country man lmao it gets used to push every single bad idea anyone can come up with
May 28, 2021 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
HoW bOuT yOu JuSt DoNt dO CoCaInE???
Do you people realize this sounds like Christian evangelical sex abstinence crap or what FOH with your damn Flanders
some of y'all have not worked in the service industry and it shows
Apr 26, 2021 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Every time I go to my parents house my mom mixes my underwear with my dad's and washes them together and then gives me back an uncertain mix of our underwear and it makes me so uncomfortable knowing I might be wearing my dad's underwear that I have to throw out all the underwear
Really the level of psychic warfare she's operating on is impressive
Jan 9, 2021 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
If healthcare isn’t a right twitter is probably not a right
Like all these republicans and shit are so fond of the private market when it comes to healthcare but they lose a book deal or get banned from IG or some shit and they’re like “1984 is happening to me and my family”
Jan 6, 2021 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
the main tack coming out of chud dumbass comedian twitter seems to be that if you supported the BLM protests but you're against this, or vice versa, you're a hypocrite and have therefore been owned with logic. You think maybe it isn't the tactics that we are in disagreement over?
stand up, punditry, the drive to appeal to an audience at any cost. These things really wipe a brain entirely clean. This is believing in nothing. You are a doormat.
Jan 2, 2021 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
There’s all these people on left twitter that used to be like MRAs and libertarians and shit and are now part of the “anti-woke” left or whatever and it’s so obvious what’s going on there. The target stayed the same but the rhetoric changed. Crazy that ppl don’t see it
A lot of these people are comedians which makes sense because stand up is a process where your goal is a specific response from people and you switch out different rhetorical tools to get to it
Feb 29, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
The writer behind the chapo article and the bernie bro article is from a family of billionaires and is dating Bari weiss
Feb 23, 2019 • 13 tweets • 2 min read
I just got this text message from nick Mullen advising me to take down this tweet about Brody Steven's that apparently people are like screen shotting and sending to him because it sounds like I'm making his death about me. I'm gonna explain this and leave it up to you
When a comedian dies, every single person in my feed who is also a comedian says some shit about it. It's often very cynical. Someone will be like "I met Earthquake (is Earthquake dead?) once at Taco Bell" and they're clearly just trying to get attention from the death
