yuri finds out that loid and yor's marriage isn't real somehow (but like, the fake version of the story, where loid just wanted to send his daughter to a nice school and yor just wanted to avoid suspicion like a normal civilian) and is like Perfect loid is still fair game- I MEAN (loid is, of course, Very much in love with his fake wife but is bad at feelings and hasn't done anything about it. this matters not a bit to yuri lol)

human yor/catboy loid is funny bc like in a/b/o she should reasonably have some idea of what’s going on with him but with this setup he can be so desperate and needy and working so hard to hide it and she is completely baffled by his behavior he keeps wanting to touch her, rub up against her, make her smell like him, and he is doing Everything in his power to prevent himself from doing so. from yor’s pov, her husband has suddenly started glaring at her a lot while kneading furiously at a stress ball. concerning.

scenario where loid sets up surveillance cameras and stuff in preparation for a mission and then unexpectedly yor accosts him there, too busy kissing her cute husband to notice the surveillance (also loid is pretty good at his job they’re nearly impossible to see). loid can’t tell her about the surveillance for obvious reasons, he hasn’t told her he’s a spy… unfortunately for him things get spicy and she starts groping his cute butt

yuri wants to fuck loid so bad it makes him look stupid lmao yuri starts obsessively stalking loid and that sort of thing and loid is like *fuck fuck fuck he’s figured out i’m a spy shit goddamn i was so careful fuck* meanwhile yuri is like LOID FORGER YOU FIEND I SHALL DISCOVER THE SECRET OF YOUR SEXY HANDSOMENESS ALSO DO U LIKE MEN-

want to.. noncon twilight… he has to get on good terms w a male target but unexpectedly the target propositions him for sex. twilight finds him sleezy but hey it’s for the mission, he’s seduced people for the mission before, it’s nbd. but things go from 0 to 60 like immediately i just want it to be like.. while it’s happening and afterward twilight is reminding himself repeatedly that it doesn’t matter to him because it’s his job, he gave up his personal feelings when he signed up for this, the person he was pretending to be at that time doesn’t exist

Anya’s sleeping over at Becky’s.. Yor is away on a “business trip”…. Loid has the house to himself for the first time in a long time. He spends most of it overpampering Bond until the dog is done with him. Not knowing what to do with himself, Loid drifts over to Yor’s dresser.. Her strap-on is just sitting there so innocently in the bottom drawer. Loid stares at it. Shuts the drawer. Finds something to clean. Drifts back to stare again.