But if I finish The Room... I'm torn between translating this pre-filming fic about how they quarantined together in the same hotel room and that's how they met, and rewriting my cellphone convo AU fic about the two of them meeting on a babysitting variety show.
Jun 5, 2022 • 118 tweets • 18 min read
The Room: Chapter 8
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ZZH was taking an afternoon nap. He felt too hot in his sleep & turned around, unexpectedly half falling off the bed. He groggily got up, annoyed, brushing long hair off his face and feeling for the air conditioner remote, mumbling, "It's so hot, who turned the temperature up..."
Jun 2, 2022 • 7 tweets • 4 min read
此时已莺飞草长 爱的人正在路上
Spring has come and the one you love is on his way to you
I know he hurries through wind and rain, blind to the beauty on the road
Jun 1, 2022 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Resemble.ai (mentioned on our stream by our software consultant) is one of the top voice synthesizers on the market right now.
They have open sourced Resemblyzer, a deep learning package to analyze and compare voices.
github.com/resemble-ai/Re…
Part of Resemblyzer is fake speech detection code.
This is their demo on real and fake Donald Trump speeches. It compares test audio against ground truth reference audio. As you can see, there is one false positive.
May 31, 2022 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
I'm CRYING at this whole ass dissertation Sophie wrote to defend #XieYihua 😂😂😂
Man I sure hope she got paid in more than hats.
The last line: "I'm really scared that Xie will quit, who else is there to replace her" 🤡🤡🤡
OH MY GOD this is funny shit🤣
家族背景
家族背景
家族背景
You mean her delusions of being some sort of Qing dynasty princess?😂
May 29, 2022 • 118 tweets • 19 min read
The Room: Chapter 7
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GJ walked into the room to see ZZH holding a thermos in both hands, blowing on it. His hair stood up fuzzy and soft, and GJ had an sudden urge to pull him into his arms and rub at it.
"You're here," ZZH greeted him cheerfully, then asked, "Did you not get enough sleep?"
May 17, 2022 • 98 tweets • 16 min read
The Room: Chapter 5
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(Translator notes: The beginning of this chapter is a flashback to events that took place just before Chapter 4, then it jumps to after Ch4 and the 5th time they end up in the Room.)
May 15, 2022 • 87 tweets • 14 min read
The Room: Chapter 4
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When ZZH walked into the room, GJ didn't acknowledge him as usual. He was looking at something on his phone. ZZH walked over and he still didn't look up, intently scrolling on his phone.
May 11, 2022 • 19 tweets • 4 min read
The Room: Chapter 3
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GJ only paused for a moment when he opened the door and saw ZZH sitting on the bed. He sniffled a bit and took off the winter coat he was wearing, hanging it on the back of the door. ZZH was playing some offline game on his phone.
May 10, 2022 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Hi @analyzing_media, would you like to engage in a live debate on Twitter Space on the topic of whether or not the brand/IG is harmful to ZZH?
I will pay to hire a neutral, NSDA certified moderator.
I'm willing to go with whatever debate format you are most comfortable with.
NSDA = National Speech and Debate Association
This offer is open to anybody who does not agree with what we're saying, just let me know if you are interested by replying and we can discuss and agree on an exact topic and format.
May 9, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
DRINKING GAME
Take a drink every time in this fandom you (feel free to add your own):
- Spontaneously exclaim WTF???
- Ask the universe: surely this is illegal?!
- Sob I miss ZZH/laopo/mami😭
- Got muted by Weibo
- Learn of new candy you missed from toxics (of either side)
- Spontaneously scream JUNZHE RIO
- New character you've never heard of appears
- Old character reappears but you've forgotten who they are
May 6, 2022 • 88 tweets • 14 min read
The Room: Chapter 2
ZZH had just cut his hair for his new drama, and his neck kept feeling oddly bare. Now that the hair he had kept for so long for the last drama was suddenly gone, his heart felt a little empty too.
But no matter, as the Buddhist saying goes, hair is a symbol of worldly troubles, so less is better. It's not like he was any less handsome.
As he stood in from of the mirror and squeezed out shampoo, he added the thought that it was easier to wash his hair too.
May 4, 2022 • 74 tweets • 12 min read
The Room: Chapter 1
GJ finished his live stream and got back to the hotel. Inside the elevator his assistant pressed the button for his floor. GJ leaned against the wall, absorbed with his phone. Less than a minute later, the elevator doors opened.
His assistant walked out first, and GJ, with his head down still looking at his phone, followed after. As he stepped out of the elevator, a strange but not unfamiliar feeling of weightlessness assailed him. GJ paused in his step. Before losing consciousness, he thought:not again?
May 4, 2022 • 8 tweets • 3 min read
English translation of JunZhe fanfic "The Room" by alexheretochill
CW: Explicit, consensual sex
If you read Chinese please check out her other works! She's an amazing writer weibo.com/u/6623286870
I'll have a separate thread for each chapter and compile them here
Chapter One
