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Sep 18, 2019 22 tweets 7 min read
This is the story of how my neighbor spent almost two years trying to convince both my apartment building board and myself that I’m a smoker (I’m not) and so must be evicted… #WednesdayThoughts #WednesdayWisdom It starts at the beginning on 2018 when an apartment neighbor (three flights up) called me out of the blue and asked without introduction, “Excuse me, but do you smoke?” At first I thought this was either the most passive or most aggressive way to bum a cigarette…