Parent. FreeBSD src committer. Maker of hand tools for woodworking.
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Sep 26 • 25 tweets • 11 min read
Oh … my … GOD! (Again) multiple new revelations on this tool I found for $15 at salvage! Strap-in, this gets WILD! 🧵
Something wasn’t jiving. This proportional dividers probably belongs in the Smithsonian! Nothing on YouTube had anything on either Vernier Dividers nor Keuffel & Esser (K&E) proportional dividers. These proportional dividers work unlike any other I have ever seen
Mar 3 • 48 tweets • 8 min read
In 2002, I was working for a nation-wide retailer. About 6 months after building a new store, my car broke down. I lived so far away from the store that I was only able to get two rides home from different colleagues. I ultimately took to walking 23 miles to work (each way) 🧵
The moment I got home from walking, I had to immediately sleep for 4.5 hours, wake up, take a quick shower, and then start walking back to work
Feb 23 • 12 tweets • 3 min read
Colleague: hey, your dashboard says this one user is pounding the NFS server we are trying to sunset, can you help us find the rogue Linux process that is writing to this NFS server?
Me: Why, sure!
(60 seconds later)
Colleague: Holy Shit!
<let us explore what just happened> 🧵
Me, armed with the user's name, logs into the NFS server on the command-line. Executes "nfsdtop -cwU <user>" and now I have a realtime display of the machines the user is using to access the NFS server. I then use "ssh" to log into the node where the activity is coming from
Feb 23 • 12 tweets • 4 min read
When you wield God-like abilities, people come to you with humble requests like this and within seconds you just blow their mind -- alternate introduction: "what can you do with bpftrace on Linux?" Let's go …
We're sunsetting an NFS server, replacing it with Ceph. Problem: There are hundreds of systems using the NFS server. Here is the request that has come-down from on-high:
Feb 8 • 31 tweets • 5 min read
Red Team, Blue Team, why not both? Why not go purple and use Red Team's tactics against them? Let's go 🧵
Achtung: if you have problems with anxiety, turn back now
Feb 5 • 17 tweets • 2 min read
While Gmail is clamping down on MX relay by requiring SPF (at a minimum) and DKIM, now seems to be a good time to drop a bomb 🧵 💣 why there has been no better time to run your own mail server
E-Mail providers for decades have been built on the premise that account holders want to be able to send mail to people anywhere. As if e-mail at-large must be a proxy for physical mail, but I am about to turn that on its head for fun and profit
Jan 19 • 11 tweets • 3 min read
ssh has secrets. Too many to share in one tweet. One of which is how it acts as a serial-line processor for secret keyboard functionality you probably never knew about. For example, why, when you press ENTER and then ~ immediately after, does the ~ not appear right away? Thread…
ssh secret No 1 is that you can tell how many ssh-layers deep you are (how many hosts you've hopped-through to get where you are) simply by pressing ENTER and then counting how many times you have to press ~ before it shows up on your prompt (important for tip No 2)
Dec 13, 2023 • 21 tweets • 4 min read
As happens quite often, I was pulled-in to help solve a mystery at work. In migrating to Enterprise Linux 9, some RPMs were failing to install due to build-id errors. A few hours later and I uncover a dirty change over 20 years in the making
Some individuals at RedHat who shall remain nameless decided to turn on signing by default for all packages, traditionally only opt-in for debuginfo packages
Jul 12, 2021 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
@TonyBenoy They did bring me into the review process. And ignored 90% of what I said. Then had their manager approve it anyway. Then had my boss make me deploy it.
Today, I just got authorization to turn off their code en-masse and enable my new code which I wrote to replace their Python
@TonyBenoy "TLDR : A junior dev rewrote your code and the code had a bug?"
Sending 2M e-mails in the course of 4 weeks and causing HR to reach out to systems because several managers cannot receive e-mail.
Wasting ~600k USD in R&D
Wasting ~350k USD in electricity
Don't down-play the effects
Jul 12, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
A little lesson about soft-skills. [thread]
Boss was on vacation last week.
Shit hit the fan while he was gone.
First msg to boss:
"Welcome back! I hope vacation was super fun. I expect to hear tales of fun in today's meeting."
Boss: Aunt got COVID! Wife showing symptoms
😲
Uh, yeah, glad I decided to do a soft-opening on this week before the meeting. I'll be holding back from retelling of the shit-storm week we had while he was gone.
He's got a lot on his plate.
Jul 12, 2021 • 23 tweets • 4 min read
Ok, remember that custom OOM killer I wrote in Perl which got rewritten to Python by a junior software engineer? And management put it into production?
Oh ho ho, grab the popcorn because the train derailed and took out an entire Potemkin village (a juicy thread)
Management put the Python into production. It ran. It sent 100k e-mails a day to my inbox, that of my boss, and many others, including the boss of the person that wrote said Python.
And it ran. I started sounding bells and whistles, but nobody in management (except MY boss) ...
May 26, 2021 • 21 tweets • 4 min read
Remember when I said that a certain co-worker was chartered to rewrite my work from Perl to Python because he wanted to make a change but didn’t know Perl? Have I got a new extended edition of that story for you. Strap-in, cause this ride is about to get turbo-charged!
There were *several* concepts in my Perl code that were completely opaque to him and his team, not because it was Perl, but because they simply could not imagine why I “over-engineered” the thing.
Remember that term. This is going to be a lesson in humility for lots of folks
May 24, 2021 • 4 tweets • 4 min read
Courtesy of Gunny and friends at @LumberJocks, I have a workshop apron now for my birthday. From my favorite leather company, @hideanddrink whom also makes my leather chisel roll
So beautiful and hand crafted
Nov 7, 2020 • 9 tweets • 3 min read
I am going to make a tiny acrylic push block to push small pieces into my trim router
Step 1 is complete, cutting some contact “paper” to the size of the block. Next step is to glue it to the block and then clamp it before we put the handle on
Sep 9, 2020 • 11 tweets • 3 min read
The first thing you'll always do when starting a new #bpftrace script is selecting a probe. In this thread we will discuss how to select the probes that will give you the information you desire. 1/2/ This is arguably the most difficult step. First, we need to know the landmarks. Use the very basic command of "bpftrace -l" to list all the probes. On my system, that produces 40032 lines
Aug 14, 2020 • 30 tweets • 11 min read
I am releasing details today. All information has been gathered, timelines analyzed, old code vetted, major flaw fixed, and results scrutinized. Strap-in boys and girls, this rollercoaster goes to 11! Sun Microsystems #GridEngine has been hiding an ace 🂡 up its sleeve for 16 yrs
Still interested in how a decades-old job scheduler might have contained the necessary bits to dethrone even future contenders?
Stick around and we'll see how Sun #GridEngine may just surprise you
Aug 3, 2020 • 18 tweets • 5 min read
Hey, want to see a crazy trick?
+ Compile package from port on #FreeBSD 12.1
+ Convert to old-style FreeBSD package
+ Install on FreeBSD 9.2
Only works with packages containing no binaries, of course; security/acme.sh for example
So let's get into it. Because that probably sounds like dark magic (well, it is, and I'm going to show you how to wield it).
This probably sounds like Debian/Ubuntu's "alien" utility but for FreeBSD. Well, it kind of is.
Thread.
Jul 21, 2020 • 10 tweets • 3 min read
I've publicly released nearly everything you need to make these dashboards. The only thing you need is a BeeGFS cluster, the rest is easy. github.com/FrauBSD/beegfs… github.com/FrauBSD/beegfs…
Step 1: Download/Install beegfstop
That's easy, it's a shell script. Just download it and put it in /usr/bin (if you're too lazy to say "make" in the redhat dir to make an RPM or you're using a non-RH based Linux distro)
Don't make these mistakes in #Grafana when using #InfluxDB
Let's go over each mistake [thread]
Jun 21, 2020 • 12 tweets • 3 min read
Details still pending, but what if I told you I discovered a way to improve cluster scheduling performance under load by up to 60000% or more? Sun Microsystems hid a really amazing optional feature in #GrodEngine and it has largely been unknown/unused/unfinished for 19 years!
The problem arises when you have over 100k pending jobs. Things start to slow down, job wait times sky-rocket, and the end-result is low-throughout. All-bad if you spent $8MM for your equipment and it is under-performing, and not returning your investment. Well...
Jul 29, 2018 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Watching @JurassicWorld I witnessed "dmidecode --isolate" and throughout the remainder of the film I could not stop thinking about this. movies.stackexchange.com/questions/9006… I am positive I saw "dmidecode --isolate" and now I'm thinking how I could make that a real thing
There's something called the DPDK for Linux. dpdk.org Stands for Data Plane Development Kit. It has an option for isolating CPUs. If you're going to add an option to dmidecode to "isolate" something/everything -- and in the premise of the @JurassicWorld movie -- 1/