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May 27 • 6 tweets • 3 min read
So this guy slid into my DM sometimes ago, cute avi with very awesome flow. He didn’t really hide the fact that he wanted a sexual relationship and his honesty made me really like him.
The chemistry we had from chatting alone was insane and after a week, he invited me to his friends party on the island. I was already on the island on a business trip and I took the opportunity to see him cos I liked him very much.
We met outside the club where the party was held and God! At first I couldn’t recognize him cos he looked NOTHING like all the pictures he had been sending to me. The guy that stood in front of me was super hot, dark and tall, just like I liked ā€˜em, the only thing his lips screamed as I looked at Micheal was KISS and nothing else. From his clothing alone, you’d tell he had style and class.
Apr 2 • 7 tweets • 3 min read
People shared how they found out their ex was cheating

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Mar 27 • 7 tweets • 4 min read
This guy's experience further prove what men say about some women

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Mar 21 • 11 tweets • 3 min read
So last year, our landlord said he wanted to renovate the house and he wants all tenants to leave before this year January. My husband and I began our Lagos house hunt almost immediately to avoid any form of embarrassment from the landlord.
The process was the worst

Thread And the pressure was on me, as my husband's busy schedule didn't allow him to join me on the house hunt.
It took weeks of searching, and I even lost a client from my online job due to the demands of house hunting. But finally, after months of searching, I found the perfect place - a spacious three-bedroom apartment in a lovely neighborhood. We fell in love with it immediately.
Nov 6, 2024 • 6 tweets • 5 min read
ā€œFellas, what’s the easiest way a shorty has bagged you?ā€

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Sep 16, 2024 • 11 tweets • 3 min read
I got married to an Igbo guy two years ago against my father’s wish because we were Muslims and naturally an Igbo guy would be a Christian.
My mom is a Christian and her marriage with my dad worked out well which was one of the premises I always use whenever I tried to convince my dad that Ebuka and I would be ok.
Dad felt it was easier for him because my mom is also Yoruba but I was pretty sure things would work out for me also.
I mean, Ebuka isn’t all that religious and although I’m a Muslimah who observes solat regularly, I’m not a fanatic and you prolly wouldn’t know I’m a muslimah if I didn’t tell you. My mom saw the goodness I saw in Emeka and she was able to convince dad to let me marry him.
We got married and our love grew, we don’t even fight cos Emeka is so mature and intelligent, we share household chores and
Jul 18, 2024 • 9 tweets • 3 min read
I watched my friend go through heartbreak in 300lvl. The guy had cheated on her and the other woman attacked and publicly disgraced her.
She wouldn’t go out because of the humiliation, she wouldn’t eat for days, it affected her so much that she carried three courses at the uni, something that had never happened to her before. At first the guy didn’t call for a week or so, later he wouldn’t stop calling to apologize.
Anytime this guy calls, she’d give the phone to me to help her curse him and I was all to happy to.
Around two weeks later, she started glowing again and the guy had stopped calling so much.
Jun 10, 2024 • 11 tweets • 3 min read
If all men can stop taking rubbish like this

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