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Dec 12, 2020 7 tweets 1 min read
In 1000 years from now they will tell stories of American mythology. The most famous will be the 9 gods of Law and Order who ignored prayers for justice. America was a land in conflict between the Gops and the Krats. A hero would rise to unite the land, bring peace and remove corruption. He was called Trumpecles.
Dec 11, 2020 20 tweets 3 min read
Electoral thought experiment.

What if in the election of 1820 a candidate cheated so dramatically and so obviously it shattered faith in the system?

Well in 1820 there was no popular vote and Presidential elections were done the original Constitutional way. Do you know what happened in 1824? Andrew Jackson lost to John Quincy Adams despite Jackson winning a plurality but not enough electoral votes. The race went to the House in a contingent election.
Dec 10, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
I've seen this in a few places but I want to repeat in case you haven't.

Regarding the Texas SCOTUS case, it will be heard, especially since so many states have signed on.

The Constitution is a contract between the 50 individual states... When one state violates that contact, such as not following the rules thar the others agreed to, then harm has been done to all the other states.
Dec 5, 2020 11 tweets 2 min read
Here's a black/red pill. Multiple US government officials both state and federal have violated their oaths of office. They are either actively or passively complicit in a plot to subvert free and fair US elections. The natural course is the loss of US sovereignty. They do this for personal gain; the promise of power or wealth at your expense. They say it's for the "good of the Nation" but it's a lie. They know their actions benefit one nation over others. The same nation that bankrolls their treason:

China.
Nov 6, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Ok. Deep breath.

To begin a lawsuit, a plaintiff pleads a case that some harm was done. In our case, Democrats are making fake ballots and stealing various states. For this claim to have credence, the state has to actually be stolen first. This is nerve wracking but necessary. If the Dems manufactured a bunch of votes but ultimately did not change the outcome of the election it would be harder to show harm was done to the Trump campaign. Even simpler, the suit wouldn't even be necessary.
Oct 1, 2020 9 tweets 4 min read
Thread.

Dear @JessicaTarlov .

A few moments ago on @FoxNews you accused my boss @realDonaldTrump of being a racist and having "ambiguous" answers on white supremacy.

You are either a liar or stupid and I cannot let this go unanswered. First you repeated the Very Fine People Hoax. This has been debunked numerous times but is a favorite of disingenuous people on the left.

realclearpolitics.com/articles/2019/…
Oct 1, 2020 9 tweets 2 min read
Too many people are saying the first debate was a debacle, a disgrace, a shit show what have you. They are losers that are pretending to be smarter or better than everyone else. Lamenting the days of stiff-ass Republicans than just accepted Democrat abuse. Let me tell you: last night's debate was awesome. I enjoyed every minute of it. I'm not going to complain about "missed opportunities." It was a 90 minute Trump tour-de-force that knocked Joe Biden on his ass. Even Telemundo viewers said he won by over 30%!
Aug 9, 2020 8 tweets 2 min read
So a bunch of dummies that think they are smarter than Boss replied to this tweet with the assumption Boss violated the Constitution with his EO on payroll taxes. Here's why they are wrong. I doubt any of them actually read the Constitution, or just enough to not know what they are talking about, but they are referring to Article I Section VII.

"The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises... "
Jul 12, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
These leftist mayors in places like Portland and Seattle will be held accountable for their negligence. They have either passively or actively assisted Antifa and other terrorist organization, and in turn have forsaken their duty to protect the law abiding citizens of their city. Now it won't happen tomorrow. It probably won't happen before November, but it will come. It will be a Federal charge, and Boss's DOJ isn't going to rush and do things half-assed just to get a quick arrest and poll bump.
Jun 20, 2020 4 tweets 3 min read
I can't believe @Wizards fired a lesbesian artist just because she follows @Cernovich and @JackPosobiec. This is I never got rid of my AD&D 2e books by TSR. This is why Magic The Gathering is stupid. Fuck @Wizards so hard.
thegatewaypundit.com/2020/06/lesbia… No seriously you guys have no idea how mad I am about this. Games Workshop already cucked and nothing is as hardcore as Warhammer 40k.

I shouldn't be surprised. Just Google the fuckery that goes on at M:TG tournaments. SJWs ruin fucking everything.
Jun 18, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
The "shot in the back" argument is disingenuous. Here's why.

Picture someone from the side and an imaginary line bifurcating that person front half / back half.

During an autopsy of a shooting, the "side" doesn't exist. It's either front or back.

Continued... 2) Depending on what side of the imaginary line the entry wound is, that person was either shot in the front or the back.

Watch the video of Rayshard Brooks. As he was running, he turned to around to shoot the stolen taser at the officer, exposing his side while still running.
Jun 18, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Reports are coming in that Atlanta police officers are walking out, not showing up, or simply not answering their radio. Good. Every man, no matter how honorable, is still a man and will eventually reach a breaking point. The city leadership of Atlanta felt they could abuse their public servants with impunity, and now they are reaping what they have sown. I've heard that the mayor is "panicking" and begging for help from outside agencies.
May 26, 2020 5 tweets 1 min read
I think I'm going to start a custom AR shop called Presidential Arms. Who else wants an AR-45 with a gold bcg and safety selector? Safe.
Fire.
Covfefe.
Dec 19, 2019 10 tweets 2 min read
I foresee a total Kabayashi Maru for the Democrats. They've placed themselves in a no-win situation.

Follow along... Unless cyborg technology is perfected in the next few months, RBG will soon be joining the likes of John Dingell and John McCain, leaving a SCOTUS vacancy.
Dec 16, 2019 5 tweets 1 min read
That's not a new GOP, it's the old, failed GOP of W's "compassionate conservatism." That's a strategy for loss. We're done with losers. We love Trump because he wins. Your type of "conservatism" is wearing blue suits at country clubs while selling out our economic sovereignty to the Chinese and importing third world slave labor under the misnomer of The Free Market.
Nov 5, 2019 9 tweets 2 min read
That rally was a blast. High energy, one of the best times I've had in Rupp arena next to UK vs Louisville and WWE wrestling. Being back home reminds me of how I got to be Boss's Fridge Intern. It's been a while since we had a good FI story.

It was Mitch McConnell that "introduced" me to Boss. I was his Coke Intern first.
Oct 16, 2019 11 tweets 2 min read
Things that should have been said at last night's debate:

"Shut the fuck up, Joe. That doesn't even make sense you Alzheimery, corrupt old fuck." "Shut the fuck up, Elizabeth you fake ass Indian. If you're not going to answer the question then shut the fuck up."
Oct 16, 2019 6 tweets 2 min read
More people in elected office need to be told "Shut the fuck up."

How awesome would it be to watch some bullshit hearing on C-SPAN and Sheila Jackson Lee gets told "Shut the fuck up"? This needs to be a new trend in America. It could start small with city council meeting, arguably more corrupt than Congress just because nobody pays attention.

"Today we'll be discussing the matter of rainbow colored crosswalks to celebrate..."

"Shut the fuck up."
Sep 21, 2019 4 tweets 1 min read
I'm exhausted after the state dinner with Aussie PM Scott Morrison. First of all, those guys know how to party. It's non-stop with those guys. And yes, when the cameras aren't on, every other word is "c*nt". I met the Australian Fridge Intern. Nice guy. He keeps his fridge stocked with Bundaberg ginger beer. Gotta admit it's tasty stuff.
Jul 12, 2019 4 tweets 2 min read
Stupid @BrianKarem doesn't know how close he came to receiving a Hungarian Neck Pinch from @SebGorka. Brian should send Blake a thank you card for saving him. I remember the first time I saw @SebGorka do the neck pinch. Paul Ryan was in the Oval complaining about something and Boss just looked over to Send and said "do your thing, Seb."
Apr 16, 2019 5 tweets 3 min read
Results are in and the 2020 Democratic Presidential Primary with be a ROYAL RUMBLE!
The match will start with the first two candidates and then a new candidate will enter the ring every 2 minutes. Order of candidates will be based upon order in which they declared. Unless I'm mistake the first two in the ring will be @SenGillibrand and @KamalaHarris