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@wildcatfi // no one in the world ever gets what they want and that is beautiful
Dec 16, 2024 4 tweets 2 min read
A trader thinks that the prices of eggs are going to increase, and so he contacts his broker and asks him to buy 1,000,000 egg futures at $1.70

Sure enough, a week later, the price of egg futures is $2.50, and the trader, happy to ride his winners, places an order for 3,000,000 more egg futures

Next month, at $4.30 a piece, he pats himself on the back and restructures his liquid investments to buy another 10,000,000 egg futures

At the end of the quarter, egg futures are trading at $7, and the trader finally calls up his broker and tells him to sell them all

The broker replies: “To who? You’re the egg man!” No particular reason for posting this
Sep 11, 2024 4 tweets 1 min read
This is so mad I can hardly believe it

You've got to be pulling *batshit* searching speed if you're deciding to vanity your tx hash as well

I kneel There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Mar 19, 2024 14 tweets 3 min read
I have thoughts

Not just because I run an undercollateralised lending protocol, but more widely on the notion of credit scoring on-chain

Strap in Put simply, I think that there isn't really any bulletproof mechanism for determining a crypto-native credit score

Credora is currently the only game in town, and it suffers from an information problem: it only works if a borrower actually attests to all of the assets they own
Nov 25, 2023 20 tweets 5 min read
Okay so here's what just happened to the Indexed DAO

The wreckage can be seen in the Tally panel below

This is a long thread, but I want to record it somewhere Image During the first attack on Indexed governance (proposal 24, which was later linked to North Korea), we posted about it here on Twitter to rally the troops - problem is, this is an instant infohazard, because it broadcast the vector to everyone else
Mar 18, 2023 9 tweets 3 min read
I've noticed a new type of 'attack' taking place that makes use of Etherscan, and I've seen at least one victim of it today

It falls into that zone between lazy bait and sick genius, so it's worth highlighting for everyone

Serious thread for a change [1/whatever] I check the chain, a lot

Today I noticed the Idex Deployer wallet moving funds around alongside doing other various bits and pieces (the reason I was looking is irrelevant to this)

What's interesting is something that happened in the ERC-20 transfers for that wallet
Dec 21, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
“Stablecoins are a neat use case so we’re keeping them”
> Stablecoins require ETH at the base layer to settle
“ETH itself is dangerous because it’s conducive to creating scams so we’re delisting it”
“This is us showing integrity”

Impeccable logic, no notes Yes, stables are a great use case (stability of issuers to the side)

You don’t get to say that a native asset is trash and you’re removing support for it while keeping its major application - per your own admission

Being rational would just lead to not listing other ERC20

lmao
Nov 11, 2022 11 tweets 2 min read
Okay, rare serious post for a minute because I have a bunch of non/anti-crypto followers and I’m getting lots of DMs.

The FTX collapse will be pushed as “a failure of crypto”. It was not: it was - and is - a failure of an opaque shadow bank. There's some nuance here in terms of the mechanism through which their insolvency came about (low float, high market cap assets; read "illiquid shitcoins" that counterparties accepted as collateral), but otherwise this is isomorphic to the Lehman Brothers collapse.
Oct 31, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
You are asked to pick eight DeFi protocols, everything else gets banned or nuked

Choose your fighters Uniswap V2
Maker
Curve
Aave
Yearn
Compound
Balancer
Alchemix

Fight me
Jul 15, 2022 18 tweets 1 min read
I’ve spent ten thousand hours mastering the hexadecimal system, and now I’m here to teach it to you

Here is a thread of the top 16 digits you NEED to know: 👇🏻🧵 0) 0
Jul 15, 2022 12 tweets 1 min read
I’ve spent ten thousand hours mastering the decimal system, and now I’m here to teach it to you

Here is a thread of the top 10 digits you NEED to know: 👇🏻🧵 1) 1
May 26, 2022 25 tweets 6 min read
If you've noticed the state of Ropsten right now, you'll see that every block has a single transaction, with metadata saying "WILL RECOVER ASAP".

ropsten.etherscan.io/blocks?p=1

So, what happened?

TL;DR it's Merge/TTD related. Settle in for one of the rare few threads I'll write.

🧵 If you've been following along with the state of the Merge, you'll know that Ropsten is the first testnet to get switched over, followed by Goerli and Sepolia.

The Merge is scheduled to hit Ropsten *around* June 8th.

Couple of things need to happen for that to occur though:
May 24, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Several people I know IRL have messaged me asking whether I feel guilty for what I've done and/or why I'm not handing myself in to the police, based purely off of the formatting of this article

gm I will accept math prodigy, or at the very least math kinda-goodish

I will not accept "upended a crypto platform"
Dec 22, 2021 15 tweets 3 min read
An update on the legal proceedings associated with the October 14th 2021 attack on Indexed Finance (@ndxfi):

A notice of action has been filed with the Ontario Superior Court of Justice in Toronto relating to a proposed class action lawsuit against Andean Medjedovic. To the best of our knowledge, this would be the first class action lawsuit that has arisen as a consequence of a DeFi protocol hack.

This thread serves as one vector of notice (alongside Discord and Telegram) to the class of affected parties that a legal proceeding has started.
Oct 19, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
You chose Dark Souls.

Here is the notoriety you so desperately crave.

I have some thoughts. You have chosen this path despite every possible way out being offered to you.

One day you'll wish that you had taken one of these myriad routes out.
Mar 31, 2021 14 tweets 4 min read
1/ Hello, everyone - it's me again, with another "I'd like to clarify something..." thread about @ndxfi!

Hopefully by now you'll have seen the wonderfully detailed thread (and associated article) by @_erinaazmi/@CoinGecko about DeFi ETFs:

2/ The whole thing is a *superb* deep-dive into the state of play when it comes to various offerings in the field of crypto index platforms and providers.

There's one pain point for us over in the Indexed corner though, related to the performance statistics of DEFI5.