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30. She/Her. Bi. DBH Side Account. Multiple Ships will be found here. Best known for inserting 🥚🥚🥚 into multiple Detroit characters. 🔞 (icon by s_peachxv)
Feb 17, 2020 25 tweets 5 min read
'I'm tired...'

900 looked over at Gavin. It was the first words he'd really said all night, after they got home from work. It was rather unusual for him to be so silent, though...

'Shall we head to bed early?' asked 900, tilting his head at him, 'You can choose which genital component I wear tonight, and--'

Gavin laughed softly, empty and humorless, as he shook his head.

'Naw, it's not that kinda tired. And I'm not in the mood for sex tonight, babe, sorry.'

900's LED ticked yellow briefly. While Gavin was only human, his sex drive had been nearly
Feb 10, 2020 23 tweets 4 min read
Soft reed900 aftercare thread~

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Gavin probably should've looked up 'android aftercare' before this, but it was too late now. What was done, was done. And both parties had truly enjoyed themselves.

He and 900 had dabbled with adding S&M and dom/sub stuff to their routine. They talked about it extensively, looked up videos and read articles, and searched for the equipment together. They did small scenes here and there, just to try things out. Found out what they did like, what they didn't like, and what their limits were. When they were ready, they
Jan 28, 2020 53 tweets 10 min read
Quick Hankcon Human!AU!

cw: non-consensual drugging, alcohol consumption, one-sided (and partly unaware) groping

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Hank had seen a lot of drunks, during his time as a police officer. He'd seen drunks off the clock (drunk friends, family, associates), and on the clock. They ranged anywhere from overly friendly, to monstrously hateful. There were a few that were sleepy drunks, and then those that flirted like no one's business.

And then...there was this guy.

'H...Heyyy...hey silver Daddy bear, l-lookit me...'
Nov 14, 2019 94 tweets 17 min read
OKAY here we go!

cw: cum-dumpster, glory holes, teeny bit of dub-con (if you squint, and it's not there for long), gross/weird robo-biology, ken-doll Connor, mouth/tongue play
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The first time Connor experienced a 'glory hole,' was actually by the suggestion of Hank. He had been drunk, though, but he had been rather adamant about it, when they had gotten on the subject. He recalled his younger days, and the glory holes that he had enjoyed. He trusted Connor to be loyal, and come right back to him. He just wanted him to explore a little.
Nov 5, 2019 67 tweets 12 min read
#Hankcon #Conhank thread time~ There be smut ahead, as well as some lovely fluff, and bottom!Hank~

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The week had been absolute hell. The weather was shitty, people were shitty, work was shitty, everything was just goddamn awful. Hank just wanted to sleep for 1000 years. But he couldn't. He was working on a case, alongside Gavin Reed (of all people). Androids had yet to go back to the workforce, and while the DPD was eager to get Connor back, Fowler couldn't legally do anything ('Sorry Hank, it's out of my hands
Nov 3, 2019 24 tweets 5 min read
The only sex Gavin's really ever had, was rough sex. The occasional blow job and hand job too, but when it really came down to it, he liked it rough. ...However, during those times, he didn't have much self-preservation, and the rough sex sometimes turned rather dangerous. But he didn't care--he got off, his partner got off, he lived. So what? Yes, he had gotten hit and choked hard enough to lose consciousness for a few minutes, and even a few hours. No big deal, he still (apparently) came, so he was good. Yes, he'd gotten a few scars, too. So?
Aug 15, 2019 25 tweets 5 min read
Small #Hankcon thread for Connor's birthday! And I'm purposely making this short, because I *know* I'll go on a tangent.

It's Connor's Birthday. Not 'activation' day, as he likes to correct Hank. No, it's his birthday. He's not a machine anymore. So no 'activation' even if its 'politically correct.' No, it's Connor's birthday, and that's final.

Hank has been planning this for months. With Connor being deviant, it's time to show him some sights. He's already seen the city, so why not go out into the wilderness? He rents a cabin for two weeks and
Aug 12, 2019 12 tweets 3 min read
When 900 bottoms for the first time, with Gavin, he’s not sure how to handle it. He willingly agreed to this. So did Gavin. And it’s not uncomfortable or anything, it actually feels very, VERY good... But it’s so much, and not enough at the same time and he’s nearly overwhelmed. Now he knows why Gavin makes so much noise, when 900’s going at him. But what counts as too much noise? Too little? He covers his mouth with the back of his hand, muffling those noises. Gavin gently takes that hand away.
‘Let me hear you, babe...Don’t hold back.’
Aug 1, 2019 8 tweets 2 min read
#Hankcon lazy mornings.

They get the day off together. It’s a rarity, but one they always cherish. Hank wakes before Connor; another rarity. He rolls over, and just watches his android ‘sleep.’ With the simulated breathing, if it wasn’t for the LED, he’d look truly human. Hank wakes up, by simply stroking Connor’s face, touching his freckles, trailing a finger over those lovely lips. Connor doesn’t stir, but Hank swears his lips twitch into a smile. He’s so utterly gorgeous, and he’s still in disbelief that this is his life now.