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Elmo 3000
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World-renowned sushi chef. He/him. I like to make enchiladas and talk too much about RollerCoaster Tycoon. https://t.co/hKL0pJIBCU
Oct 22, 2018 • 15 tweets • 2 min read
Sitting in a waiting room for 20 minutes with nothing to do so here's the greatest most stupid joke I've ever heard, courtesy of my brother in law. Three guys are walking along the beach one day and they find a lamp. They pick it up and a genie pops out and says "Whew, I was in there so long that I'm not just going to grant you three wishes; you're all getting three wishes EACH."