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Vegan. they/them/the master killer. Very Literally a Communist. ✡️ for 🇵🇸
Dec 30, 2020 12 tweets 7 min read
Muppets Love Actually. Here are my casting ideas.

The Prime Minister will be Kermit. This may seem like a cop out, but Kermit is a good straight man. Natalie will be played by Janice. I know it’s east to force Kermit and Miss Piggy together, but Natalie needs to be lower key.
Dec 29, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
I swear y’all anti-PC “communists” talk to one right wing white worker and just erase the rest of the working class so you can justify saying slurs. Gen Z makes up 36 percent of the workforce and y’all still think every worker is Red Foreman.
Dec 28, 2020 5 tweets 1 min read
Either she’s been on that jog for 24 hours or she is not a fan of socialism. Both likely. She literally texted me immediately after I tweeted this so now I’m convinced this is a simulation.
Dec 27, 2020 5 tweets 1 min read
I’ve been talking to someone off of Hinge for a few days, and I just realized since hinge doesn’t have an actual bio, she doesn’t know I’m vegan, communist, or NB, so that’s gonna be a real fun conversation. I miss when I only had one aspect of myself that made people hate me (my personality)
Jun 16, 2019 4 tweets 1 min read
Simple Answer: The US government incentivized increased dairy production to feed soldiers in WWII, and then faced with a surplus of milk, made up lies about how it’s good for us and forced schools to give it to children. My haters have informed me it was WWI. Same difference.