A concept : 15 yo sanji accidentally calling bounty hunter zoro's denden from the baratie, and zoro, who's in the middle of a fight and pissed off, hungs up on him. Sanji is so furious he prank calls him for the next two months and it degenerates into a long distance romance
You can all blame Netflix for making portable bluetooth dendenmushi a fucking thing. You shouldn't have given me the technology you absolute buffoons now you've got a #youvegotmailAU on your hands
Jan 7, 2023 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
Sanji asks respectfully just once if it's ok to tease and then Never stops trolling
i feel like sanji would v gently let him down at first going 'i'm sorry i'm straight but you're my precious nakama and the most precious person in my life and i'll Always love you' and then literally NEVER stop bringing it up all the fucking time
Jan 5, 2023 • 25 tweets • 5 min read
Anyway let me info dump on my 'everyone dies but zoro and sanji' au
-it happens in an explosion, zoro throws himself at the closest nakama available to protect them and it happened to be sanji
-zoro has horrible scarring all across his back from it and it's his greatest shame
-sanji goes full blown low self esteem 'this is all my fault i'm useless and a failure who can't even protect his family i wish i were dead instead of them' immediately, it's like the vinsmoke arc times 20
-carries luffy's hat everywhere and stops eating from ptsd
