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Queer scum. Marxist pig. IG: gaywonk https://t.co/3dd1REr0pe
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Nov 8, 2021 4 tweets 2 min read
The NYT Opinion section is a GOP propaganda machine.

This is all from the past week: ImageImageImage This is what happens when you stack your opinion section with rich old "liberals" and don't require evidence as part of the editorial process.
Mar 29, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
There are a lot of miserable assholes on this website but Glenn Greenwald might be the worst.

Grown ass man constantly name-searching himself and lashing out at vulnerable targets online. Driven to petty cruelty by his own ego. What a way to self-destruct. I remember the first time Greenwald went after me - calling me a Clinton operative when I was a 25 year old nobody with like 2k followers. Basically had to have my coworkers sit me down and say “don’t engage, he’s not well.” The dude is a menace and can’t see it at all.
Feb 14, 2021 5 tweets 2 min read
I keep thinking about Albert Camus' description of being stuck in a plague -- the boredom, the hopelessness, the feeling of being perpetually stalled out: I've been thinking a lot about plagues for this video, and its just very surreal to be trapped between two seemingly endless fevers: an actual a plague and the brown plague of fascism. What a time to be trying to search for meaning in the world.
Sep 11, 2020 5 tweets 1 min read
The day my batshit video ideas align with my actual video editing abilities, it's over for you capitalists. Look at this shit. Makes me sick to my stomach. Image
Sep 2, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
This PragerU image is from a 10 second throwaway joke in a big video about corporate propaganda.

But it’s kind of amazing how... skiddish these tough guys are? Image I’m a jobless idiot with basic knowledge of video editing. Relax, alpha male, I’m sure you’ll survive my joke about how you’re bankrolled by fracking billionaires.
Aug 21, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Few things make me cry as easily as the moment Sam realizes he needs to spend his last 9th level spell slot on Counterspell, instead of casting Wish to save his best friend's character. This clip perfectly captures why DnD is so special. The intense, real commitment the players make to each others characters, each others stories. How much the game becomes a proxy for how we show deep love and respect for our friends.
Aug 12, 2020 6 tweets 3 min read
YouTube has reinstated Steven Crowder into its Partner Program, meaning they'll once again allow him to monetize his videos. Demonetizing was already insufficient, but this decision proves that YouTube has no real interest in enforcing it's anti-hate policies. In the past few months, Crowder has:
- published conspiracy theories about COVID
- called BLM a terrorist organization
- made multiple videos about how "TRANSGENDERS ATTACK!"

These are all in violation of YouTube's policies. Not a single one has been removed.
Aug 8, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
No homo but this pandemic has triggered some intense "what if I don't have 'another half'" panic and I don't know if I'll be able to shake it off once our normal distractions start opening back up. Image
Jul 30, 2020 8 tweets 5 min read
So... I have a merch store now!
represent.com/store/carlosma…

Here's a quick rundown of the incredible artists I commissioned to create these designs, as well as transparency about pricing: ImageImageImageImage ANTIFA SUPERSOLDIER: this is the work of @oli_searcy, who worked with me to create a Banksy and DBZ-inspired design to celebrate that we're all antifa now. I'm obsessed with it, and they did such a good job with turning my fever dream into a reality. represent.com/antifa-superso… Image
Jul 15, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
God bless the Grindr guys hitting me with “sup?” at 2am and getting a full dramatic monologue about how pandemics force humans to confront their powerlessness in a way that can either break us or teach us to welcome grief as a fellow traveler. Image
Jul 15, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Literally why would you tweet such an easily memeable image are you out of your mind Image Image
Jun 29, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Going to therapy makes you better at resisting fascism. It is WILD how closely fascist politics map on to the ways that we, as individuals, avoid shame, intimacy, and vulnerability. How much the walls we build around our communities mirror the walls we build around ourselves. Fascism, capitalism, and masculinity are all deeply concerned with protecting us from insecurity — both of our own desires, and the desires of others. Learning to tolerate fear and vulnerability as an individual makes it harder to be duped by the far right’s promise of security.
Jun 25, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Alright, single again. No worries. I can do this. Time to get back on the apps and put myself out the- Image Image
Jun 5, 2020 4 tweets 2 min read
It is frankly jaw dropping, given how many videos we've seen of cops brutally attacking peaceful protesters, that we haven't seen more violent retaliation from civilians. The fact that it's basically been limited to looting/property destruction is a sign of superhuman restraint. I guess this is why police departments arm themselves like military units -- you'd need an incredible amount of firepower to deter crowds of protesters from fighting back in the face of police brutality.
Apr 25, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
I know nothings really changed but this week I’ve suddenly started to really struggle with the whole “being alone all the time” thing. Like realizing I’m out of gas when I’m a million miles from home. I know I should be used to it by now but it’s just so unnatural! I’ll be relatively fine, doing normal things, and suddenly the world will get VERY small and I’ll start to panic.
Apr 2, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Day 23 of quarantine: I'm beginning to appreciate the eroticism of squeezing toothpaste out of the tube. Me watching water boil to make spaghetti yet again:
Mar 27, 2020 5 tweets 2 min read
Sometimes, when I feel useless or unworthy, I remind myself that there's an entire ecosystem of weirdos on YouTube counting on me to give them something to talk about.

I am a job creator.

This is praxis. ImageImageImageImage Also I'm tweeting this at 4am covered in fake blood from a skit I just filmed.
Feb 19, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Please enjoy this video of me noticing a boy holding my sister’s hand and SWIFTLY intervening: Cuban brothers do NOT fuck around.
Feb 15, 2020 4 tweets 2 min read
Love to edit footage of myself. Does absolute wonders for the self-esteem. Image I'm actually really happy with how all these shots came out. Going independent has made me feel way more creative and ambitious. ImageImageImageImage
Feb 12, 2020 4 tweets 2 min read
So, uh, I'm in the New York Times.
nytimes.com/2020/02/12/tec… Image Glad this pic includes my badass DnD poster.

Also glad I got the phrase "no one is a Wolf Blitzer stan" into the paper of record.
Feb 12, 2020 4 tweets 2 min read
Just found out James Carville -- who spends his time lecturing Democrats for being "too far left" -- lives in an absolutely obscene four story mansion and dear god can we STOP taking political advice from the ultra-wealthy. ImageImageImageImage If I hear another multimillionaire lecture Bernie Sanders for being "out of touch" with middle America I'm going to lose my god damn mind.