🏳️🌈, she/her, 18+, fandom account for screaming about everything and anything, currently into watching/reading stuff at my own pace, but also MDZS brainworms
Jan 12, 2023 • 29 tweets • 5 min read
Cultivation sects have been operating in the shadows for centuries. That's why there's so many travelling merchants and later businessmen in Lan Wangji's family tree. A cultivator needs a decoy occupation.
It was expected that Lan Wangji would pick the same profession, just like his brother before him. It is, like many things in the Lan family, a tradition!
He didn't.
Oct 14, 2022 • 18 tweets • 3 min read
cr a/b/o
15 years old Alphaji would be growling the whole time. Just constant low growl as he lives through the indignity of being a teenager.
And then WWX, unpresented, arrives & goes all up Alphaji's personal space and gets bitten for his trouble. He keeps coming back though.
WWX finds the boy too serious and the growling hilarious. And if the pitch was a liiiiiittle bit different it might be purring, Lan-er-gege should consider that, WWX's just saying...
No need to mention that when LWJ purrs for the first time he's mortified.
Sep 10, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Trying to think of a 1001 nights Wangxian AU, but all I have is crack.
With LWJ as Scheherazade.
NHS:...so once he, ah, slept with you, tell him a tale and once the morning comes end it on a cliffhanger. That way he'll have to spare you to learn the end of the story. The next night you do the same...
LWJ:...
LWJ:...
LWJ: I guess I'll die.
Aug 30, 2022 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
Humble farmer Wei Ying's day goes from decent to terrible when a divine dragon crashes down from the sky right onto his field and destroys his crops.
Look, Wei Ying doesn't know much about dragons except that they are thanked for auspicious weather and bountiful harvest during various village ceremonies. He's pretty sure you shouldn't yell at the dragon.
Apr 11, 2022 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
Lan Huan is worried that his brother's relationship is unequal. Yes, his brother's fiancé is good at big romantic gestures. But day-to-day?
A-Zhan cooks and cleans and works full-time. Wei Ying also works, but he's an artist, he makes his own schedule.
Well, Lan Zhan manages Wei Ying's schedule, Lan Huan has seen it with his own eyes!
What Lan Huan is saying is that he should pull his weight more. He argues with Lan Zhan about it, because Lan Zhan is adamant that his fiancé doesn't have to do anything.
Nov 15, 2021 • 38 tweets • 6 min read
Omega emperor LWJ is hyper sensitive to alpha scent. He finds it absolutely revolting. So far the only alphas whose scent doesn't disgust him are his family.
#OmegaLWJSeason cw omegaverse
It has little impact on the palace life. All the rooms are well ventilated. Sandalwood incense is burned day and night. The servants are omegas and betas. All the courtiers keep respectable distance from the emperor during audiences and court functions.
Nov 5, 2021 • 129 tweets • 20 min read
cw omegaverse #omegaLWJseason let's try a little thread, modern AU
Omega!LWJ grows up in a very traditional family in a very traditional community. There are strict rules of behavior for alphas, betas and omegas.
After a teen presents, they can freely mingle only with other teens of the same designation. Contact between genders is heavily regulated and supervised.
