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Onetime #InHouseTwitter; now small firm owner. One half of @badlawyerpod. Allegedly a "real pistol." She/her. https://t.co/rn41kXcOin
Nov 22, 2021 • 118 tweets • 35 min read
If a federal judge ever began a court order (94 pages long!!!) about me this way, I might just walk into the ocean. I'd beg you to yeet me into the sun's fiery maw as a mercy.

But it's not about me, so instead, you can join me as I schadenfreude my way through this order. 🧵 Image Plaintiffs sued Outokumpu Stainless USA for FLSA violations. Outokumpu had a byzantine system for calculating pay, and its pay records were critical to Plaintiffs' claims.

Seems straightforward enough. Oh, wait, what's that? Image