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Aug 6, 2023 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
Story of a couple

A young couple was travelling in a car. Husband was driving the car & the wife was continuously instructing him what to do. She was literally screaming/ shouting "Apply brake, change gear, turn right, increase speed, turn left, blow horn" etc.

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The husband who was driving patiently till then finally lost temper and said: "I have been driving the car since 21 years & you don't even know how to drive. For God's sake why don't you shut your mouth and allow me to drive?"

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Jul 28, 2023 • 15 tweets • 4 min read
Those who are crying about fuel price, please read till the end.

Announcement in railway station before 2014: Please don't touch unidentified items. It can be a bomb.

After 2014: "Please don't litter. Throw waste material in dustbin"

My family feels protected & Safe

1/15 Image Before 2014: Women had to go to open fields to answer nature's call
Now: Swachch Bharat Abhiyaan resulted in toilets in every household.

Before 2014: Rural women had to depend on coal & wood for cooking
Now: Ujwala scheme providing LPG connection to them

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Jan 24, 2022 • 7 tweets • 1 min read
Story of romancing couple

"A man and his wife traveled to the zoo.
They found a monkey that played passionately with his female.
His wife told him: "what a romance."

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Then they found a lion and his lioness separated from each other..... the lion silent and alone in his corner as if the lioness did not exist.
His wife told him: "what a sad scene without love."

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Nov 27, 2021 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
Story of missing goat

In a village there was a school. The management did not give attention to the quality of the education or maintenance of the school building. Children were made to sit on floor while teachers were regularly absent

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Teachers were working in homes and businesses of management. People of the village were angry but helpless. Finally one person contested the management election & villagers overwhelmingly voted for his team. He immediately started renovation of the school.

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Oct 11, 2021 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Story of 3 Monkeys.

Once upon a time there was a person called Moin Dash. He had 3 monkeys. One monkey used to always cover its mouth, 2nd its ears while the last one covered its eyes. The villagers were surprised to see this.

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Moin told the villagers that his monkeys represented good qualities of “Not to see evil”, “Not to listen evil” & “Not to talk evil”. Villagers became fans of Moin & his 3 monkeys.

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Oct 2, 2021 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
Story of Bharati

Once a young girl Bharati was teased by a goon of the village. A man named Mohan who claimed to be her caretaker asked the goon not to tease. When goon did not stop he ran in and started spinning the wheel. When goon slapped Mohan, he didn’t retaliate.

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Then 3 youngsters called Bhagat, GuruRaj & Dev Sukh attacked the goon & immediately police were called. Mohan blamed youth for resorting to violence & police arrested them. Bharati was emotionally blackmailed to remain silent. The goons continued to torture her.

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Sep 24, 2021 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Story of a couple

A young couple was travelling in a car. Husband was driving the car & the wife was continuously instructing him what to do. She was literally screaming/ shouting "Apply brake, change gear, turn right, increase speed, turn left, blow horn" etc.

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The husband who was driving patiently till then finally lost temper and said: "I have been driving the car since 19 years & you don't even know how to drive. For God's sake why don't you shut your mouth and allow me to drive?"

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Jun 29, 2021 • 16 tweets • 4 min read
Story of the day(Read till the end)
There was a travel agency with one big bus & 25 plus minibuses. Big bus was driven by the descendants of first driver while the mini buses were driven by their servants. They were simply earning money without spending on the maintenance.
1/14 Buses were leaking during the monsoon. All the parts were loose & making lots of noise & vibrations. They had the responsibility to maintain the roads too which they neglected. They & their servants were interested only in collecting money from passengers

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Jun 25, 2021 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Story of the day

School was reopened after Covid lockdown was lifted. Teachers and kids were meeting for the first time. Just to make the kids comfortable, the teacher asked them to talk about their hobbies, parents etc. Every child told proudly about their parents.

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Someone’s father was in the army, someone’s mother was a Doctor. Everyone was proud of their parents who were teachers, auto drivers, bankers, Accountants & scientists. Only one boy was hesitant to talk about his father. When the teacher insisted he told about his father.

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Jun 24, 2021 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
Story of the day

There was a beautiful island with all the greenery, fruits and facilities. The big island was surrounded by many smaller islands with slightly lesser facilities. People on the banks of the river could only see & dream about the island.

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There was a family of Boat man who told people that if they give money they will take people to the island. Innocent people trusted them & kept paying them repeatedly. But Boat man took only his family to the island.

He took his servants to the nearby small islands.

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Jun 12, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
An old man was on his death bed. His 2 sons & a daughter were sitting next to him.
He called them & said "I want to give you something that will keep you happy whole life. Promise me that you will do as per advice"

His children agreed

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They said "You gave us everything we needed. What else you will give now?"

Father: Your future is more important to me. I am breathing my last shortly. But I want all of you happy"

They had tears in their eyes

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Jun 4, 2021 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
June 04 2021 Story

There was a cap seller who used to carry caps in a bag & sell it in various villages. In olden days there were no vehicles. Hence he had to walk through even jungles. One day he was very tired. So, he thought of relaxing for a while.

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Soon he fell asleep. When he opened his eyes he saw that the monkeys had taken all the caps from his bag. When he showed his anger, monkeys too showed anger. Monkeys copied his action. Then he got a brilliant idea. He threw his cap towards the monkeys.

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Jun 3, 2021 • 15 tweets • 4 min read
Story of the day

Once a man took his Dog near the beach. There were lots of people enjoying the day. The dog started walking on the water. Many people wondered & started cheering for the Dog. They appreciated the man who trained this Dog. No one had imagined this miracle.

1/14 News spread across the globe & many countries became fans of that owner.
There were some detractors who started telling :That Dog doesn’t know how to swim. It's a waste. Arrest the man.
PETA started petition. All the international media tried to defame the man & the Dog.

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Jun 2, 2021 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
Sharing an old story. Source: unknown

There was a house given on rent to a family. The owner of the house trusted the tenants blindly. Slowly that family started dismantling parts of the building & started selling. When dogs barked they gave biscuits to shut their mouths.

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The neighbours were given full liberty to enjoy in whatever way possible. Security guard was bribed to keep mum.

When the owners saw the condition of the building they were shocked. They forcibly threw the tenants out and brought a new tenant.

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Jun 1, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
There was a farmer who used to grow cotton. Every year his cotton used to win awards for quality in the entire state. He used to share cotton seeds with neighbours without any hesitation.
Someone asked him: Are you not afraid? What if they grow the same quality cotton?

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He did not feel insecure. With a broad smile on his face he said: "If I become selfish & don't share the same quality seeds, it impacts the quality of my cotton. During pollination if my farm is surrounded by inferior quality cotton I can't win awards"

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May 31, 2021 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
First 10 days 20 idlis were available for 10 people everyday (60+ category). Because of hesitancy only 2 people ate and16 were wasted. Next 10 days 50 idlis for 25 people per day (45+ category). Again 15 people ate & 20 idlis were wasted. 1/n Opposition parties wanted it to open for all and centre agreed. As per current available capacity 200 idlis can be prepared per day for 100 people. Now, 18+ & all those who were hesitant have lined up and questioning govt. Current requirement is 500 per day. 2/n