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Dec 21, 2018 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
The greatest global threat is the earth's northern pole traveling farther and farther from the sun, causing longer and longer nights, and, absent immediate action, transforming our hemisphere into a world of cold and darkness.
We need an international pact to stop this unprecedented threat to our globe.
An agreement where the richest nations give cash to the study of reversing harm from global axial tilt is a small price to pay to save our world from the threat of unending night & doom.
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