Hamilton/Kirikiriroa's first shared twitter account.
Jun 22, 2019 • 63 tweets • 10 min read
Oh alright then. Have I told you about the time I damaged Brymer Road with the side of a truck?
Don't worry, it wasn't my truck.
I am, of course, assuming that if I get to the end of this thread before my time as Hamilton's nominated Twitter Human finishes at midnight, then @annasmartnz will buy me a coffee some time. Anyway.
Jun 18, 2019 • 42 tweets • 6 min read
It's Show and Tell Day at kindy today. My 4-year-old frickin' loves kindy, and she LOVES show and tell.
Let me explain how much she loves kindy.
On a normal day she'll wake up and, before even eating breakfast, set herself up on the Teacher Chair for a bit of pretend mat time.
Jun 18, 2019 • 56 tweets • 7 min read
So maybe I'll tell another story now. Hands up if you remember the Hamilton City Council elections of 1998... 🙋♀️🙋♂️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♂️
I like to believe that I have only a regular amount of interest in local body politics, but this was a mayoral election when I was a high schooler and I have a story to tell about it, so I'm probably kidding myself. Anyway, 1998 was the year of Russ Rimmington.
Jun 17, 2019 • 53 tweets • 10 min read
Last night's absurdley long thread about how I ended up raising a family in Hamilton ended with a promise.
Now, I'm going to tread a little carefully here. Especially towards the end. And at the start. Not so much in the middle.
Jun 16, 2019 • 39 tweets • 7 min read
Alright, ok, hello. It's been a slow start to my week here. Sorry about that but: kids. They kinda fill your day. I'll try not to tweet just about dad life. That said, you're in for a very domestic 7 days.You see, I'm a househusband. But let's go back a bit.
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*Takes a pre-thread pause to add a ridiculously domestic profile pic*
