a writer for many things. cute and precariously employed. it’s probably a joke. she/her.
Jul 3, 2019 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Right pals, I have some networking drinks tonight that could be important for ~career~ reasons. However I struggle a lot with social anxiety, talking to people I don’t know, esp if they are ~important~ Does anyone have any advice/tips/wisdom?
You are all kind and wonderful. Am going to go for a mix of: not drinking too much, asking questions and pretending I’m actually there in my capacity as a MI6 operative to place a tracker on a villain.
Feb 18, 2019 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
if you went to private school and are feeling guilty about it, why not PayPal me £50 to assuage your guilt
In return I will write you a note saying that it’s okay and we all forgive you
Feb 13, 2019 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
what on earth is going on dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6…
SpAD: Theresa we need to come up with some relatable quirks of yours to endear you to the public
