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20th Century Shitpost Man.
Jun 19 4 tweets 1 min read
Yeah it's good that a guy who isn't part of The Starmerism Disaster beat the challenge of a hard right party that got 15,000 votes and an extremist, far right, aggressively racist, party who got 3000 votes from more or less a standing start.

Eighteen Thousand Far Right votes And maybe for once it's "good" that the media simplification narrative will immediately dub this victory "huge", "resounding", "enormous". But 18000 people voted for a mixture of Thatcherism, Powellism and Mosleyism. And that is a big number. And a very bad number.
Jun 16 6 tweets 2 min read
Restricting access to platforms, which, yes have dark corners & bad actors, but contain repositories of knowledge, resources and learning opportunities, while mandating Edtech product is typical of the New Labour mindset. What they want kids to learn is how to take instruction. Image ok, overstating for effect and space constraints, but having spent 14 years in adult ed, with 7 in policy, which spanned the New Labour era, there was a zeal for learning "toolkits" and absolute fear that people might go off and find stuff out rather than stick to the programme.
May 30 6 tweets 3 min read
The thing is, when the media does vox pops and post industrial safaris and people say things like "there used to be good jobs here but there's nowt now for t'young 'uns." they don't mean "please run some schemes where you pay employers to take people on for training programmes" Image And however much you put "BIG NUMBER" in your statement, you're doing the same thing governments have done since the late 1970s providing access to "Skills" to that people can access "Opportunities" in a Labour Market that you refuse to use the State to reshape for the long term. Image
May 26 4 tweets 2 min read
For swivel eyed Thatcherites who destroyed the UK's Skills Base to break the Labour movement, breaking the UK's Knowledge Base is simply another price they're prepared for us to pay in order to stop the reproduction of analysis, counter narratives and dissenting voices. Image Centrists who accepted all the "economic" arguments of Thatcherism, all the garnish used to dress a project that was about disempowering people and dismantling Social Democracy, will press ahead with it, while babbling about "World Class" and "STEM" and the "Knowledge Economy" Image
May 23 6 tweets 3 min read
Yeah, I remember the 1990s. There was no SkyTV, no pizzerias. No V Festival. No Euro 96. No Warner Village. You couldn't even get chocolate except at all the places that sold it. We had to make our own cable TV, using a cable and a TV, which we salvaged from our nan's Spitfire. Image I'm not prepared to live in a country where ludicrous people try to pretend the 1970s was a bucolic decade of fountains and floral clocks and every high street had a Cheesemaker and and the 1990s was a dark time where you had to huddle round a frothy coffee at Wimpy. In old money Image
Jan 23 6 tweets 2 min read
This is the thing about Burnham. He's not all that. But he knew earlier than those around him that the New Labour model was done. Now, they'd argue it wasn't because it got them back into power*. Well, yeah, then it immediately collapsed.

* it didn't. the Tories self immolated It's been frustrating watching Burnham for *15 years*. It was always a sort of apologetic rebellion. He didn't have the authority in 2010. Or in 2015 when he was still doing "Breakfast event at KPMG". Even the "King of the North" thing was more Tom Courtenay than Albert Finney.
Dec 31, 2025 6 tweets 3 min read
Social media amplifies things, it connects people who express anger on a broader scale than a workplace, a bus queue, a football terrace, a pub. But you people behave as if these sentiments didn't exist before 2007. But it is not the most important thing that happened post 2007. Image Other screamingly obvious blind spots:

1) You work in *the UK media*

2) Parties being voted out of office by frustrated electorates, to be replaced by parties who were previously voted out of office by frustrated electorates has a very long history which predates "posting" Image
Nov 30, 2025 5 tweets 1 min read
The great thing about having a leader is that the leader can have a leadership team, who nobody voted for, and they can stop stuff happening that the leader doesn't want. Or they don't. And the leader can say "I know I said that, but now is not the time. Thanks for your support." Another thing about The Leader is that the media can talk about how the leader is doing. How other people think the leader is doing. Who wants to be leader. And who wants the Leader not to be leader. And how the leader should maybe have politics that's more to the media's liking
Oct 18, 2025 5 tweets 2 min read
I could understand why they wouldn't want to but there is a case for the Greens and Your Fiasco Is Magic focussing on why the Villa thing is evidence that establishment parties are riddled with people who are unfit for any kind of public role because they are utterly delusional We've seen political correspondents supporting calls for MPs to be deported, Labour MPs & councillors and Tory MPs calling independent MPs "domestic terrorists" and countless commentators refusing to acknowledge footage that contradicts their argument.

This is Unwellness.
Sep 28, 2025 4 tweets 2 min read
"Are you trying to tell me that parents can't leave work, rush to school, buy a pizza on the way and stand at the gate feeding it to their kids during the lunch break then go back to work and make up time lost? Are you trying to convince me schools should have to provide lunch?" Image There's never any consideration with these people that a) providing a breakfast at home might be difficult for timing reasons because of work b) Expenditure on a single item which has a cheap looking unit price is bound up with *all other household spending* Image
Sep 20, 2025 4 tweets 2 min read
People complain, rightly, about AI mangling language and meaning.

But nobody does slop like this vaccuous fraud. Image The people shouting loudest for "patriotism" and waving flags more than you, you fucking charlatan, are calling for White Supremacism, illegal forced deportation of British citizensns and to be allowed to be as racist as they want to be.

That is not "national renewal", you twat Image
Sep 6, 2025 4 tweets 2 min read
Attlee was the first person to be made Deputy PM in 1942, during a wartime coalition. The second was Michael Heseltine in 1995. Since then there have been 8 Deputy PMs. 6 of them in the last 4 years. It's not a real job, it's a place to put people for party management purposes. Image The closest analogue to Rayner is John Prescott, who was the 3rd person to be made Deputy Prime Minister, in a government where there was a power struggle between Blair and Brown and their unelected advisers. Prescott was given the non job to appease Old/Union/Soft Left people Image
Jul 13, 2025 5 tweets 1 min read
People dewy eyed with "the UK used to be so good" nostalgia for 1985 when some rich guys did a show to try to get food and supplies to alleviate a famine as the UK government didn't give a shit because it was too busy waging class war on unions, inner city residents and hippies. This latest bout of "I remember this and everything about the country was completely perfect, the best time in all history not like now" nostalgia for 1985 coming on one day after a different group of human goldfish were recalling the absolute bliss of life in 1996.
Jun 9, 2025 4 tweets 1 min read
Damn it. Sly Stone. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. He was so fucking good. That band was so magical. It's mimed but it's beautiful.

Jun 9, 2025 10 tweets 2 min read
Social Democracy had a tripartite training system that involved government/employers/unions. Unions got smashed, employers pulled out of most of their responsibilities and started demanding government repeatedly "reform" compulsory and lifelong learning to meet its needs only. I mean, ok, that's a somewhat broad brush and generalising view but so is the nonsense that gets talked about "delivering skills" to meet "business needs" Which are hugely varied and ill served by government programmes in design, development, funding, delivery and pace of change.
May 9, 2025 5 tweets 2 min read
My issue with this line is that while a lot of voters *do* want nationalisation, many don't look at the actual politics of self promoting King Actors like Farage, (or Johnson). They think he's a guy who'll do what other people won't and he'll do what they think needs to be done. Image It's why Johnson was able to stage the ludicrous pantomime of "levelling up," which was against all his instincts and beliefs, because your aim is just to convince people - with your act, that they like - that you're the *type of leader* who will give them what they want. Image
May 9, 2025 4 tweets 2 min read
Food drops, the Berlin Airlift. These things used to be part of the discourse around civilian populations caught up in wars and disasters. Its a glaring absence from discussion. A world where Aid Workers are targetted for execution and "the international community" does nothing. Image Hard not to draw comparisons with the 1930s. Organisations set up to act beyond national government self interest unable to act to save lives and forced to defend themselves from political attack from nation states within "the international community".

These are Fascist times. Image
May 4, 2025 4 tweets 2 min read
The "patriotic working classes" *wasn't* your base. It was the base of the Tory party. The Working Class Tory vote in those constituencies, which always existed and meant that even during Post War Social Democracy in the 50s and early 60s, Labour was out for 13 years. Image Blue Labour are charlatans just as much as Reform. It could talk about (green, clean) industrial strategy to rebuild a productive base for regional development. It doesn't. It dangles the same promise to bring back an imagined mid 20th Century though "patriotism" and "tradition" Image
May 4, 2025 6 tweets 3 min read
The right wing media and The City broke the Tories. The right wing media still supports Brexit and The City wants continuity neoliberalism from Labour. A popular, progressive coalition could defeat Reform. It would also need to depose the Labour leadership and most of the PLP Image A "popular, progressive coalition" wouldn't include much of the Labour Party, wouldn't listen to the Centrist commentariat. It wouldn't be led by Central Banker figures. It would be much more like 2017. It would have to attack all the "progressives" who undermined that coalition. Image
May 3, 2025 5 tweets 2 min read
Absolute 100% sure fire, nailed on sign that you don't understand how people feel. You type or say "I get it". Image What is this "it" that you "get". A lot of people who voted Reform want to deport UK citizens for racist reasons. Others want "good jobs round here" for life. Neither of which is "deliverable". Some voted Green because they don't want neoliberalism. What is the common "it" here? Image
Apr 30, 2025 4 tweets 1 min read
Sometimes I think we could reflect a little more on how we haven't really had a "Labour" government since March 1976* Certainly this one is only slightly more zealous in ensuring that many wrongs make a Right wing government than the last 3 and 2 fifths.

(possibly October 1951?) I mean I wouldn't want to get into a boring debate about the merits of governments prior to Callaghan taking over. But his capitulated to Neoliberalism and was hostile to the post 68 left and the ones that came after him actively embraced it while being increasingly authoritatian