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Aug 20 71 tweets 15 min read
A man says "fuck it. I wanna be serialized. I'm tired of living comic  to comic. I want to experience more. I don't want my eternally reviving body to be used for momentary vignettes. I want to be somebody!" Another man says "Oh Gary, I don't think it works like that. We are doomed to nothingness after the next panel." Gary shakes his fists and shouts to the heavens "NO! I refuse! My name is Gary! I deserve more life!" 2 The other man says "holy shit! You did it, Gary! We're in a second comic within a linear continuity." Gary looks at his hands and says "this is fantastic! I'm finally allowed to have a story!" The other man rubs his arm sheepishly and asks "are you sure you want a story?" Gary asks "what do you mean by that, Paul?"
Jun 23 18 tweets 4 min read
There's a house on the side of the highway. You've been walking along this road for days. So you have to take this chance. The door is unlocked. You look for a light. The switches are broken. But there's a candle and abox of matches on a nearby table. As if they were waiting for you.
Mar 16 17 tweets 4 min read
Ocean's 200 (1/17) It's Ocean's 200! Featuring: Danny Ocean. Rusty Ryan. Ruben Tishkoff. Basher Tarr. Linus Caldwell. "The Amazing" Yen. Andy Garcia. (2/17) Hank Thunder. Simp Jefferson. Blinky Rogers. Jenny Spam. Lisa the Freak! Crimp Douglas. Del Rey Cousins. Greek Charlie. Errol Wang. Clark Targett. Johnny Glentsch. The Uncle.
Mar 20, 2023 16 tweets 4 min read
Thought I would make a thread of my nice positive comics, if people are curious as to what I actually believe: A black metal guy reads a sheet of lyrics to his grandma. He One man says to another  "I can't expect you to tell th
Oct 11, 2022 61 tweets 49 min read
Title Page An orb of pink light shines... Part 1 A woman smokes a cigarette ...Janice intubates a patient....It is earlier that morning....The door to the apartment s...
Aug 6, 2022 17 tweets 4 min read
It's Ocean's 200!
(1/17) It's Ocean's 200! Danny Ocean. Rusty Ryan. Reuben Tishkoff. (2/17) Hank Thunder. 'Simp' Jefferson. Blinky Rogers. Jenny Spam. L