Y'know, I've been just lightly passive-aggressively trolling my pyramid scheme victim cousin's IG over the past month (she's part of one of those fake cafes that's really a front) while it's just "tea" and "shakes," but now they're doing "coffee." "used to be an avid coffee drinker, all the pumps of flavorings, cream, sugar, the WORKS!! But I was adding empty calories to my daily routine that game me energy followed by the feeling of bloating and a crash!"