This is going to be a long one, so to get rid of some of y’all now, I’m dropping the disclaimer: People would like me to be a “glass-half-full” person, but get upset when I point out that the glass is dirty as fuck.

If @Ancestry wants to keep it real in an ad of that nature, they need to let me write and direct one. Everybody will be mad. I’ve done it. I fixed the lie @Ancestry tried to tell y’all with that commercial.