no longer a twitter person - email me at human_not_bees@protonmail.com if we're pals
Mar 14, 2022 • 7 tweets • 1 min read
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Apr 11, 2021 • 51 tweets • 4 min read
I, a British person, will now list all 50 states of the USA and what I believe they're famous for without googling. Alphabetical order if you're looking for a particular one. A thread:
To the best of my knowledge Alabama is famous for having their fingers crossed when they surrendered.
Apr 9, 2021 • 15 tweets • 2 min read
Say hi to Thatcher for us you prick, a thread.
- On a trip to China in the 1980s, he warned British students: "You'll get slitty eyes if you stay too long."
Feb 8, 2021 • 98 tweets • 21 min read
Yesterday was a big day for sports, and where would we be without the players? I know it, you know it, Key & Peel know it. A thread so you can RT your faves or if you need names for characters in your D&D campaign.
D'MARCUS WILLIUMS