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May 4, 2021 16 tweets 3 min read
TIPS ON HOW TO SURVIVE IN NAIROBI CITY
2021
#1. Don't go to downtown if you dont have to.
#2. If you move into a new house, use two padlocks no matter how of good quality they are.
#3. Ukitembea tao uskie mtu amesema #4. When boarding a mat, check the condition of your window..thats where your phone might exit from.
#5. No one should pray for you on the streets regardless of your situation in life.
#6. Chapati will always be 10bob, Smokie 25bob, mayai 20bob.