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Senior editor at @TapTap | PCGamesN alum | he/him | ian at taptap dot com | My other stuff: https://t.co/o8yxu6GmkG @iboudreau.bsky.social
Jan 3, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
I have a new rules idea: Every time there's a new vote for House speaker, everyone has to eat one psilocybin mushroom and then wait half an hour
Jan 2, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
"The cybertruck looks like that because the body is made of cold-rolled stainless steel panels that can only be bent along straight lines"

SO MAKE IT OUT OF SOMETHING ELSE, that is DUMB AS FUCK Edsels for millennials, just what everyone has been clamoring for
Jan 1, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
The year of not trying at all It's hideous to look at, it'll be poorly assembled, and we'll find out about what happens to all those hard angles in a crash very soon, I imagine
Dec 29, 2022 8 tweets 2 min read
Dec 29, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
"Obscure rocket design" = the one that has more cheerios on it He can't do this. The reason I'm sure of it is because babies are simply too stupid.
Dec 10, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Calling the feds and demanding justice for my laser-eyes frog meme that got only four likes Complete dweebs, the lot of them
Dec 10, 2022 8 tweets 2 min read
Lol amazing That thing I just did? Don't do it or I'll sue you