One night a guy goes to get a room in a hotel. "Hello, I want a single room for the night please." "Fine, sir, here's one of our best rooms. Room 13," says the concierge and hands him the key. The guy goes upstairs, takes a shower and gets straight into bed. At about 2 0'clock in the morning, two gorgeous naked women come in and slide under the covers. When he realizes what is going on, he starts screwing both of them. He can't believe what's happening. Next morning, still surprised by last night's events,

A man in his late 40s was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off he asked her what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be 26 again', she replied, still looking in the mirror On her birthday morning, he got up early, made her a nice big cup of coffee & then took her to Adventure World theme park on a bike.

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything....

5 Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian Border.

The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them,
"It's a illegala to putta 5 People in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" Asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian Official. "Quattro is just ze name of ze Automobile...." The German says unbelievingly,

"Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 Persons".

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian Customs Officer, "Quattro meansa four.

The 2012 Australian Poetry Competition held in Sydney Opera House had come down to two finalists;

A) The university graduate.
B)An old aboriginal. They were given a common word, and then allowed two minutes to reflect on the word and recite a short four line poem that contained the word.

The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '.

First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, who could not only serve drinks efficiently but also converse with the customers intelligently on a variety of topics.

A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "160." Robot said: hmm, Scientist?

Man replied: Yup, "Astrophysicist"

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about the Grand Unified Theory of Universe of Stephen Hawking while serving him drinks.

The man listened intently and exclaimed, "This is absolutely great"

Interesting Read- 1971 A war won on the battlefield but lost on the table.

Zulfikar Ali Bhutto came to Simla as the head of a defeated nation with nothing to bargain. 93,000 Pakistani prisoners were in India and the tehsil of Shakargarh as well as large tracts of desert were under Indian occupation.

The Pakistani State itself was tottering & the only card Bhutto had was to play on the Indian need to have a viable Pakistan survive.Using his weakness dexterously,

An old man meets a young man who asks:
“Do you remember me?”
And the old man says no. Then the young man tells him he was his student, And the teacher asks:
“What do you do, what do you do in life?”
The young man answers:
“Well, I became a teacher.” “ah, how good, like me?” Asks the old man.
“Well, yes. In fact, I became a teacher because you inspired me to be like you.”
The old man, curious, asks the young man at what time he decided to become a teacher. And the young man tells him the following story:

1971 January 30 : An Indian Airlines plane on its way from Srinagar to Jammu was hijacked by Hashim Quereshi and Ashraf Quereshi of the JKLF, who took it to Lahore.
Prime Minister - Indira Gandhi 1981 November 25: Air India Flight 224, a Boeing 707 plane VT-DVB "Kamet" on its way from Rhodesia to Mumbai, with 65 passengers and 13 crew members, was hijacked when it landed for refuelling at Mahe, Seychelles.
Prime Minister- Indira Gandhi

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Rahul Gandhi fans. Not really knowing what a Rahul Gandhi fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked little Johnny why he has decided to be different… again. Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not a Rahul Gandhi fan.”The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Rahul Gandhi?”Johnny said, “Because I’m a BJP supporter.”The teacher asked him y he was a BJP supporter

Just now was listening to the spaces on Hindus being killed in Bengal and there this ex cop Nageshwar Rao did not leave any stone unturned to criticise Modiji Infact even said that Modiji is encouraging the genocide of Hindus . But, the minute another speaker spoke ill about Indira he went on the defensive mode and was close to rubbishing the comments made saying the she was the only one from the Family who was not anti Hindu . Made every attempt to defend her .

A Bengali, a Punjabi, a Gujarati and a *Hardcore Leftist Keralite* were reluctant to take the Covid-19 vaccine.

The Doctor called them in one by one.

He told the Bengali , “You must take your vaccine.”
The Bengali said “no“. The Doctor said, “Every cultured and civilised man takes the vaccine.”

The Bengali took his vaccine.

Then the Punjabi came in.
The Doctor said, “Here is your vaccine.“
Punjabi said No.

The Doctor said, “Your neighbours have all taken the vaccine “.

Mumbai Rains and Floods and miserable lives of Mumbaikars . Year after year our house would get flooded . The sound of rains used to be a nightmare for us . It’s only now after 20 years that I’ve started sleeping well even with those sounds. Even though we moved out I would call my neighbours whenever it rained heavily to check on them . Good Sleep was impossible during the rains . We had to keep a watch as too how much the water is rising . And since we had the view the Neigbour’s would ask KIDHAR TAK AAYA PAANI?

I am one of the crores on Social Media who have been proud campaigners for PM MODI.

Why?
1. I was NOT paid to do it.
2. I was not even asked to do it.
3. I don't know ANY candidate in person.
4. I don't know anyone close to ANY candidate in person. 5. I am not known to ANY candidate. Outside of my FB wall and an even less viewed Twitter page, I am fairly anonymous.
6. I don't aspire to get admissions, contracts or jobs for myself or anyone I know through those for whom I campaigned.

Once upon a time ..a small boy named Basheer lived in a tiny village in the valley . All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him "you are driving me crazy, Basheer"... One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career...

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, who could not only serve drinks efficiently but also converse with the customers intelligently on a variety of topics.

A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "160."

Robot said: hmm, Scientist?

Man replied: Yup, "Astrophysicist"

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about the Grand Unified Theory of Universe of Stephen Hawking while serving him drinks.

यदि कोई आपसे पूछे कि अभिमन्यु कैसे मारा गया तो संभवतः आपके पास दो जवाब होंगे.

पहला :- अभिमन्यु को कौरव सेना के दर्जनों महारथियों ने घेरकर मार दिया।

दूसरा :- अर्जुन से चक्रव्यूह तोड़ने की विद्या सुनते हुए सुभद्रा की नींद लग गई थी जिससे अभिमन्यु माँ के गर्भ में चक्रव्यूह तोड़ने का हुनर नहीं सुन पाया और चक्रव्यूह में फंसकर मारा गया। लेकिन इस सवाल का सही जवाब है. कौरवों की वो रणनीति जिसके तहत अर्जुन को युद्धक्षेत्र से जानबूझकर इतनी दूर ले जाया गया कि वो चाहते हुए भी अपने बेटे को बचाने हेतु समय पर नहीं पहुंच सके।

11 July 2006

Pressure cooker bombs were placed on trains on the Western local train network.

The first blast reportedly took place at 18:24 and the explosions continued for approximately eleven minutes, until 18:35.#MumbaiTrainBlasts Blast Time. Place.
18:24. Khar- Santacruz.
18:24. Khar- Bandra
18:25. Jogeshwari.
18:26. Mahim.