the trash truck roars as its engine ignites. Ralph wakes up and remembers where he is. he reaches for a plastic cup and relieves himself. he gets dressed and finishes his food reserves. his dirty clothes in one hand and his cup of urine in the other, he steps outside of his tent
Ralph leaves his cup on the ground to his left and his clothes to his right. The urine is collected and harvested for phosphorous, and the dirty clothes are collected and converted to raw materials.
Ralph reaches into his pockets, finding a clean pair of gloves and a fresh mask
Mar 7, 2020 • 34 tweets • 12 min read
I invested in Bitcoin in 2011 when it was $1.50
They told me I was crazy / stupid / doing it wrong / get a job / etc
I am telling you, now: Tulsi Gabbard is ELECTABLE if you fucking vote for her
Sincerely,
a medium IQ nobody who smells bad and smokes pot
#neverPence
I'm serious. Donald Trump isn't in good shape and you are going to see Mike Pence this summer
