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We make healthy drinks. Please buy them so we don't get fired. https://t.co/YqfI28bnZh
May 30, 2023 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
On May 17th, it was IDAHOBIT. It’s the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. It’s all about helping people feel like they can be their true selves and is absolutely nothing about hobbits.

So, we turned to the legends over at @Mermaids_Gender. This is a title card that r... We’re always looking for ways to be more inclusive, so, we asked Mermaids to teach us what’s okay to say.

A charity that works with young gender diverse people, they teamed up with our LGBTQ+ and Fairness in Gender affinity groups to put on a workshop around language.
Oct 4, 2021 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
Facebook, Instagram & WhatsApp are down. For those of you using Twitter for the first time, it’s basically the same but with less avocados on toast and less group chats with 29 people trying to organise a night out while one friend sends dog GIFs.

Oh, and you can only use 240 ch People desperately search for a new social platform. Uploading their Ibiza 09 album as a slideshow on YouTube. Starting group chats over email, CCing everyone they’ve ever met. Asking people to play Farmville on LinkedIn. Leaving comments on eBay listings just to feel something.
Oct 9, 2020 • 22 tweets • 6 min read
BREAKING BREAKFAST NEWS

57 problems but breakfast ain't one. We've teamed up with @HeinzUK to make some new smoothies that are perfect for the mornings.

Say hello to our new breakfast super smoothiez. Here we have two breakfast ... Of course it's real. Real tasty.

Aug 19, 2020 • 27 tweets • 8 min read
It’s National #PotatoDay so here are the official rankings for every sort of potato:

1. Roast
2. Hash browns
3. Chips
4. Crisps
5. Mash
6. Waffles
7. Jacket
8. Wedges
9. Those fluffy little croquette things
10. Eating a raw potato like an apple
11. Boiled A rosti is just a hash brown with an ego.
Mar 11, 2020 • 40 tweets • 12 min read
BREAKING SMOOTHIE NEWS

Our super smoothies have shiny new labels.

More importantly, they're boosted with even more vitamins than before. #NewLabelsMoreVitamins Image We think our design team did a great job. The old ones had their fans, but we reckon you'll soon come to love these new ones.
Dec 1, 2019 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
RULES OF DECEMBER
1. Chocolate must be kept behind tiny doors
2. All bells must jingle
3. Days are to be renamed 'sleeps'
4. Shopping is now an extreme sport
5. GOLD RINGS
6. Mariah Carey will follow you everywhere
7. The following emojis are now acceptable🎄❄️☃️🎁
#December1st 8. Deodorant and shower gel become popular gifts
9. So do Frankincense and Myrrh
10. Lords a'leaping
11. All hats must be made of paper
12. All puddings must be set on fire
13. All halls must be decked
14. All screwdrivers must be shrunk
15. Trees must live inside the house
Oct 18, 2019 • 29 tweets • 9 min read
DO NOT EAT CONKERS

Hello everyone. Yesterday we made a mistake. Now we're trying to put things right.

Long story short: PLEASE DO NOT EAT OR MILK CONKERS DO NOT EAT CONKERS

The product featured in this advert is not real.

PLEASE DO NOT EAT OR MILK CONKERS
Apr 18, 2019 • 111 tweets • 28 min read
We’ve made a new drink. It’s blue. It’s tasty. It’s blue. It’s good for you. It’s blue. It’s made from apple, lime, guava, and coconut water. It's blue. It’s boosted with vitamins. It’s blue. It's the perfect subject for a Venn diagram.

Did we mention it's blue? It looks blue.