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Apr 21 10 tweets 3 min read
I've been telling you insecure social climbing dumbasses this for years
Image I cannot stress this to Jewish parents enough: do NOT send your kids to an Ivy or bespoke private college. Send them to a school with a gigantic football stadium. They will love it, have a wonderful time, get a great education, make loads of friends, and crush life.
Apr 17 13 tweets 2 min read
Another coverup by Big Cannibal "military says his WWII plane lost at sea"

apparently these Pentagon coverup hacks are now trying to gaslight us into ignoring the likelihood he was eaten by amphibious mer-cannibals
Apr 11 7 tweets 2 min read
I can't wait to tell my lowrider colleagues that the very smart white people have come up with another new word for them It's about time we invented a new gender-neutral term for the big undifferentiated monolithic bucket into which we lump Mexicans, Cubans, Puerto Ricans, and Filipinos Image
Apr 10 5 tweets 1 min read
NPR trust is still at an all-time high in many key American demographic segments:

- Birdwatchers
- Unitarians
- Patrons of Vermont farmers markets
- Adminstrators of Vermont private colleges who enjoy birdwatching and Unitarian farmers markets - people who list things they believe on yard signs
- Ben
- Jerry
- Subaru owners
- listeners like you
- that really annoying lady from HR
- middle school staff psychologists
Mar 29 11 tweets 3 min read
Folks, join me for a $250,000 per seat grassroots gala black tie fundraiser at Radio City Music Hall, and we'll throw in an Annie Leibovitz photo shoot with your favorite ex-president for no extra charge Yessirree Bob, that's the most grass-fucking-roots fundraiser I've seen since the Knights of Columbus pancake breakfast at St. Michael's in Kingsley
Mar 24 31 tweets 11 min read
Today's #DavesCarIDService salutes Spring, when a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love. I'm no Tennyson, and certainly no young man, but boy howdy, nothing gets my spring on more than vintage cars paired with vintage Hollywood dames.

First up, young starlets Betty Grable and Lucille Ball in Kelly Portillo's Offy-powered Gilmore Special that won the 1935 Indy 500.Image Or how about Rita Haworth and her 1941 Lincoln Continental? Later, patriotic Rita would donate its rear bumper as part of a memorable photo op to promote the WW2 scrap metal campaign.
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Mar 7 14 tweets 3 min read
I don't know if I want to live in a world where our heroic civic-minded billionaire professional sports team owners are expected to pay for their own arenas The way they sell the "economic impact" magic beans of sports arenas to gullible town burghers puts Lyle Lanley and his monorail to shame

Mar 3 14 tweets 8 min read
Sit down kids, it's time we had a little #DavesCarIDService talk about... Turbonique. You see, once upon a time people thought it was a fun idea to
install a 1000 horsepower rocket powered axle in their car, like Kansas City's Roy "Mr. Pitiful" Drew, shown here after an eventful 168 mph drag strip pass in his "Black Widow" Turbonique-powered VW bug. Believe it or not, this was an ad FOR Turbonique.Image Turbonique was the brainchild of raconteur Gene Middlebrooks, a Georgia Tech alum and mechanical engineer who worked at Martin-Marietta on the Pershing nuclear missile program. In his spare time he designed AP (auxiliary power) superchargers for cars that didn't rely on drive from the engine; at first electric, and then "Thermolene" (his tradename for N-propyl nitrate rocket fuel).

Those cars were semi-successful at the track, and launched a mail order but Middlebrooks decided to move on to an even crazier rocket powered product line with the Turbonique Drag Axle and thrust rocket engines for go-karts and snowmobiles. And he was happy to sell them to you by mail, in a plain brown paper box, no questions asked.

In #3, the Turbonique Drag Axle-propelled "Pegasus" 1966 Mustang of Bob Rauth & Bill Venetti; in #4, "Captain Jack" McClure shutting down TV Tommy Ivo with his 180 mph Turbonique thrust rocket go-kart.Image
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Feb 27 7 tweets 2 min read
Palestinian beatnik poetry just hits different Back in my day, our moms would yell at us to turn off the TV and go play outside till it was dark. We'd hijack a few planes, maybe mail some anthrax, pop wheelies on our Stingray bikes. And no helmets either! This was considered normal, before "America" turned into Wussyland
Feb 22 4 tweets 1 min read
I applaud science for finally addressing the important questions that have long been asked by the voices in my head Say what you want about us cannibals, but we don't go around immediately announcing it to you like a bunch of annoying vegans
Feb 9 12 tweets 3 min read
The most culturally significant musical performance on television of all time, February 9, 1964 Image 40% of the population of the entire United States watched it. 24 hours later guitar sales went through the roof and the barber shop industry lay in ruins
Feb 8 7 tweets 2 min read
I am going to fire my attorney for never playing this angle to defend me Holy shit LOL I am now deceased
Jan 27 33 tweets 11 min read
It's time to lean in on another #DavesCarIDService!

This special lil' hot rod is Steve Scott's Buick Nailhead-powered "Uncertain T" that set the custom car world on fire in 1965, and then vanished for over 50 years - until this week.Image The story of this car is true lore among my co-religionists in the hot rod & custom sect. In 1964, 17 year old San Fernando Valley high school student Steve Scott saw a fanciful Ed Roth-style concept Model T drawing by a classmate, and said to himself, "I'm going to build this in real life."

A year and countless bloody fiberglass-sanding knuckles / chrome plating bills later, the Uncertain T debuted on the car show circuit and created a sensation. It swept the major awards at all the shows; Monogram released a plastic model kit, and Big Daddy Roth himself release a monster T shirt thereof.

After a few years though, Steve Scott withdrew it from public view and sold it. It remained out of view for more than 50 years, changing its storage location to foil the many car hunters who tried in vain to find it. Among the hot rod set, it became the final holy grail of 1960s High Epoch show cars.Image
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Jan 21 11 tweets 5 min read
Happy Car Show Season to all who celebrate from #DavesCarIDService! Behold the impossibly eye-popping Jayne Mansfield perched on Buick's Wildcat II concept car at the LA Auto Show, Jan 22, 1955. She would later die tragically (and ironically) in a 1967 Buick Electra 225. Image Car shows go back to the turn of the 20th century but the idea of an auto show concept car, as a styling exercise and vision of things to come, didn't occur until 1938. That was the Buick Y Job, here with GM styling studio chief Harley Earl behind the wheel. Image
Dec 7, 2023 10 tweets 2 min read
Fun facts:

(A) calling for genocide against Jews, if not delivered to incite a mob to violence, is 100% Constitutionally protected speech- only in the sense it can't be punished by government.

(B) You are not the government, you are a cowardly college administrator and in no way does the 1st Amendment force you to accept brain dead neo-Nazis in your student body.
"Would calling for the extermination of Jews violate your student Code of Conduct?"

"It would depend on the context."

"What fucking context could that be?"

"The context of our big annual fundraising drive in Qatar."
Nov 15, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
This has actually been going on for 8-10 years at least. High school "debate" now is basically is a contest to see who most sounds like an escaped lunatic on cocaine This style of "debate" also treats the topic or resolution as meaningless, it's just a pretext to launch into a 900mph oral recital of a psychotic rant about dismantling systems of oppression. These kids could've been debating a proposal for odd-even parking for all we know
Nov 13, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
wait wut I Can't Believe It's Not a Deepfake
Nov 11, 2023 20 tweets 9 min read
A #DavesCarIDService Veterans Day / Remembrance Day / Armistice Day salute to Eddie Rickenbacker, race car champion, America's Ace of Aces in WW1, and hands down the real life Most Interesting Man In the World.

Show here with his Duesenberg that won the Sioux City 300 on July 4 1914, and his SPAD XIII fighter with his trademark Uncle Sam hat-in-the-ring.

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Rickenbacker's bio reads like an over-the-top Hollywood movie; boy of humble origins, father killed in a dispute at work, forced in to family breadwinner at 13, race car champ, fighter ace, car designer, founder of Eastern Airlines, writer of comic strips, owner of Indianapolis Motor Speedway, survived 24 days at sea without food after a plane crash in the Pacific doing a secret mission for the US military in WW2.

He scored 26 air combat victories in WW1, was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross for heroism *eight* time, the Croix de Guerre, the Legionne d'Honore, and is in more automotive and aviation Halls of Fame than you can shake a stick at.

Fellas, as Shakespeare's Henry V said, hold your manhoods cheap.
Nov 8, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
And the 2023 Pulitzer Prize in Mutilating Civilians goes to: Say what you want about Walter Duranty, but he was only trying to cover up forced starvation, not actually participating in it
Nov 6, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
I take some comfort in knowing that Jew haters are the absolute stupidest people on Planet Earth My working theory is that hatred of Jews is mostly because they won't stop busting the grade curve
Oct 31, 2023 11 tweets 3 min read
The thing about these people tearing down hostage posters is the sudden uncomfortable feeling of shame for the first time When you're out tearing down terrorist hostage posters for college extra credit and somebody starts filming Image